EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE ALL AT ONCE (2022) dir. Dan Kwan and Daniel Scheinert
New "none pizza" variant just dropped
none pizza with all ham
Those who don't know history are doomed to repeat it.
“The next time you are afraid to speak, ask: What’s the worst that will happen? Then push yourself a little further than you dare. Once you start to speak, people will yell at you. They will interrupt you, put you down and suggest it’s personal. And the world won’t end. And the speaking will get easier and easier. And you will find you have fallen in love with your own vision, which you may never have realized you had. And you will lose some friends and lovers, and realize you don’t miss them. And new ones will find you and cherish you. And you will still flirt and paint your nails, dress up and party. And at last you’ll know with surpassing certainty that only one thing is more frightening than speaking your truth. And that is not speaking.”
— AUDRE LORDE
Stop assigning genders to the the sun and moon, you freaks! They are just rocks. Sexy sexy rocks, but rocks nonetheless
The sun is about 2% rock. You can round it up.
The sun is a relatively small rock that is very, very, VERY on fire. But there's a rock in there somewhere, so I think it counts.
Jesus, after coming back from the dead: hey guys it’s me Jesus, just look at the scars on my hands
Thomas, a known freak: show us the feet as well please
Happy Easter everybody
Every single Easter you monsters give me a million notes on this post
Ocean Vuong, from On Earth We’re Briefly Gorgeous
expectation: i leave these browser tabs open, and they serve as a reminder to do the activities on those sites
reality: i become very good at ignoring browser tabs
yall ever get so overwhelmed with the feeling of “i’m not doing enough” that you just do nothing at all
was just Remembering how you’d be out with a friend and you’d each order a different cocktail and you’d ask “what’d you get?” and they’d read the description off the menu and you’d be like “ooh that sounds good” and then they’d say “try it!” and then you’d have a lil sip of their drink and they’d have a lil sip of your drink and you’d decide which one was best and you wouldn’t give each other a life-threatening respiratory infection
au where jet doesn’t find out that zuko and iroh are fire nation and when he runs into the gaang he goes ‘oh by the way this is my new friend lee. we met on the ferry ride over here!’ and the gaang and zuko just like awkwardly stare at each other for a really long time

I love it
*in everyone’s minds*
Zuko: Maybe if I just keep up my persona, they’ll believe I’m someone else… Okay, that’s stupid, but what choice do I have?
Aang: …Maybe if we just pretend we’ve never met before he’ll stay nice and we can all keep the peace.
Katara: If he lifts one hand against us, I will freeze them both.
Sokka: Please be a coincidence. Please be a coincidence. Please be a coincidence. Please be a coinci-
Toph: Why is he so scared? Is he shy? Why is Katara so upset? Why is Aang freaking out? Why is Sokka so irritated? And now Jet’s freaking out.
Jet: Do- do they not like him? Do they not like him because he’s my friend? Do they still hate me? Do they hate him because of me? Lee looks like he’s about to pass out? Is he okay?

This needs to be a fic
ACTUALLY SCREAMING
i’m crying

There are cats, and there are cats that belong to pianists


At Mount fuji
Forget the rest of the fireworks around the world, these are the best. HNY.
The finale HOLY SHIT!!!

This is actually the first time I was impressed by a firework
For anyone interested, the music is by a composer named Thomas Bergersen, and the piece playing is called Homecoming from his Illusions album. I listen to his music whenever I need to be inspired to write.

The uninhibited dopamine of it all

Excerpts for a 1920's newspaper during the Spanish Flu
this is so awkward because Pestilence seems to have come back out of retirement this year so now there is FIVE Horsemen and only FOUR Horses
The fifth horse has been LOOSE IN A HOSPITAL for the last 4 years.
Soon to fixed.
The entire history of the world, religion, politics, and pop culture came together to make this joke possible.
i am being seduced








