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in the most delicious way

@usokoto

rise and grind baby 💃 im 22
andreablog2-deactivated20220425

Life is so beautiful idk why I’m on tumblr lol

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middle schooler obsessed with using perfect grammar online -> adult who uses like every text abbreviation possible

Master the rules then grow beyond them obviously

would u rather fight a buff nerd or a jock who listens to jazz

things to remember:

  • nerd has a lot of pent-up anger, might pretend you are his dad
  • because of the jock’s exposure to jazz music, his attack patterns and movements are a lot less predictable

this gag from tails gets trolled occupies permanent real estate in my brain because it has no right being this good

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throwback to last month when i fell asleep on the couch and when i woke up my first instinct was to take a pic of my cat sleeping across me but ended up flashbanging her instead

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had a dream macauley culkin jumpstarted back his career as an actor first by changing his stage name to Sinai Tight and after he tried to film an unauthorized remake of Home Alone on a gigantic carnival cruise ship he accidentally created a giant tear in the ship’s hull and causes the worst maritime disaster in the 21st century and all the headlines said “COME ON SINAI TIGHT WHAT’S GOING ON MAN”

the devilgotchi is such a funny tamagotchi. imagine you have a little guy that you love so much but he hates your dumb ass so he wakes you up at 3 am by beeping at you & setting off fireworks & refuses to let you look at his care menu & falls asleep while ur playing a game with him to piss u off

little guy in question