Life is so beautiful idk why I’m on tumblr lol
middle schooler obsessed with using perfect grammar online -> adult who uses like every text abbreviation possible
Master the rules then grow beyond them obviously
during the 69th Cannes Film Festival awards ceremony
guys talking about how much they love their dog and the dog having no idea what theyre saying
yes go to your little "job" meanwhile I will be pondering the mysteries of the sphinx
would u rather fight a buff nerd or a jock who listens to jazz
things to remember:
- nerd has a lot of pent-up anger, might pretend you are his dad
- because of the jock’s exposure to jazz music, his attack patterns and movements are a lot less predictable
I need to see a bitches arm vein while she chokes me, I need a death grip on my throat
this gag from tails gets trolled occupies permanent real estate in my brain because it has no right being this good
throwback to last month when i fell asleep on the couch and when i woke up my first instinct was to take a pic of my cat sleeping across me but ended up flashbanging her instead
I wanna see a ufo
Look at a flying object and simply choose not to identify it
fucking. what?
I feel like this picture really gives it context
you know how it is with spaghetti
?????
had a dream macauley culkin jumpstarted back his career as an actor first by changing his stage name to Sinai Tight and after he tried to film an unauthorized remake of Home Alone on a gigantic carnival cruise ship he accidentally created a giant tear in the ship’s hull and causes the worst maritime disaster in the 21st century and all the headlines said “COME ON SINAI TIGHT WHAT’S GOING ON MAN”
Andy Warhol gathering supplies (“props”) for his art
Lmao that b***tch he loved soup
the devilgotchi is such a funny tamagotchi. imagine you have a little guy that you love so much but he hates your dumb ass so he wakes you up at 3 am by beeping at you & setting off fireworks & refuses to let you look at his care menu & falls asleep while ur playing a game with him to piss u off
little guy in question





