why is this goat so pretty?? it’s like a fairy? what kind of goat is this???

It’s called a Gulabi, and if you want to see something even better, the adults look like this.  

CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER

Snowseph pro: has nose con: wears sunglasses at night

Gurdy pro: height intimidates opponents con: looks like a sex toy

Gurdy (alt. form) pro: scary! con: scary :(

Girthy pro: lorge con: none. he is perfect

ah yes they call me “No Queue” Jones because I post everything I reblog at once with no breaks in between and then vanish into the night for extended periods of inactivity

Love the banan, be the banan

This is the money Patrick. Reblog so money will come your way

“I’m getting back in line.”

OKAY but i just reblogged this last night and guess what i got today from my workplace’s self-audit!

THANK YOU PATRICK FOR FREE MONEY

BLESS ME PATRICK

PATRICK I HAVE NEVER STRAYED YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVED YOU

@billshitposts

*rolls sleeves* aight dude lets get me some money

Can i just *Gets in line*…there

Y'all I reblogged this and got $240 in tips in one day at work so 🤔🤔🤔

actually all of my systems are nervous

“You smell good” is in my top 5 for fav compliments

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LMFAO faked their deaths and are now hiding out on a private island with fatboy slim and eiffel 65 to evade taxes

me when i have guests

wonder who the culprit is

oh my god..a bread boy 

a crime of passion

sixpenceee went from kind of annoying scammer/art thief to COMPLICIT IN HUMAN TRAFFICKING in 24 hours lmao what’s up Internet