The funniest thing to me is that I’m not a native English speaker.
And I proofread.
It kinda makes sense but not really.
Like I notice the mistakes because I worked so hard to get here.
But I also go off of vibes, not rules.
I just-
I use what makes sense.
That doesn’t make any sense-
Wtf is a verb
Wtf is an adjective???
Got curious.
Anyways please reblog for larger sample size
If you do I'll give you a big hug :D (with consent)
why dont people interact. its genuinely so weird and annoying that people just dont interact with you
they barely reblog fandom art let alone oc art. maybe youll get a handful of asks for an ask game you reblogged. you'll get 6 if youre lucky. an average of 10-20 notes on your drawings, half of which are your own reblogs. i have 2k people following this blog and yet no one talks to me. and its not like people are offline, either. i set up a silly poll and it gets 50 or so votes within 10 minutes
ugh. its just. annoying. im here for the interaction. and i dont get it from anyone other than my mutuals
I reblog quite a lot. I don’t have comment usually, just tags. But when I do I do a comment like this. I go on a fucking rant.
It is true that I don’t reblog everything. As I am very lazy.
Also, I do not follow you. Have no idea who you are. But I understand lacking a dance of community. If you truly have 2k people following you. It must feel awful seeing others who have an active community.
Ok, this is going nowhere. But. I want you to know, and anyone who feels this way. That you are not alone.
And I wanted to give you someone who responded.
If I can recommend you do 1 low-effort thing for the love of God it is this:
Keep 5 cards in your pocket. One will say "yes", the second will say "no."
If you lose your voice, or lose speech, or want to make a dramatic embellishment at the right time, it is an elegant and efficient solution that is right there at hand.
But what if people question you from there? "Why do you have that card? Why would you do this? How long have you had that in your pocket?" For this, or whatever else they say, the third card: "I don't have a card for that."
"What the fuck," they ask. They laugh. They are bemused. You bring the energy back down with the fourth card: "I have laryngitis. I've lost speech. My throat hurts". Whatever you expect to occur.
The joke is over. Rule of threes. Now they are curious. They wonder about logistics. "How did you know I would say that? Is everyone so predictable?"
As a three-part bit, nobody ever sees the fifth card coming.
"I have powerful wizard magics."
Gets them every time
Okay guys let's actually do this!
Joe had been having financial problems trying to continue doing Hermitcraft full time without much support.
I propose we do a Joe Hills support weekend!
This weekend, 29th and 30th of July, post whatever you want to show your appreciation for Joe Hills, using tag #Joehillssupportweekend !! :D He deserves that so much!
Btw, also spread around a link to his patreon here: https://www.patreon.com/joehills !! To actually spread the helpful resources around!!
The link is annoying to copy on mobile.
Here:
Edit:
https://paypal.me/joehills
Good morning
Please picture a very feral Martyn crouched over a barely-conscious Scott. His gold ear fins are pinned to the sides of his head, brilliant yellow scales catch the dim light of dying candles. He snarls a challenge to anyone who dares to hurt his friend.
Blood gushes down from Scott’s wrists and ankles, where his attempts to free himself from the iron manacles had tore his flesh to the bone. He lays on his back, too weak to move. Barely strong enough to keep his eyelids open,
and all he can see is Jimmy. With his puffed-out yellow wings that protect his ears, and a scruff of lemon-colored feathers that protrude from his neck, glittering in the light. He hisses and slashes at every incoming threat.
Feral. Yellow. Loyal.
christian rock bands are a backbone genre in the amv scene
christian rock band making a song: i dedicate this one to you jesus
unwell 12 year old girl who is a couple years away from having a gender crisis: this is so naruto and sasuke
Sumerian Veteran: *has severe PTSD but doesn't know it because the term won't be invented for another 5000 years* I fight the same battle in my dreams every night and my relationship with my family has fallen apart.
Sumerian Healer: *saw hundreds of veterans with the exact same affliction before* You're cursed by desert demons.
actually we have recorded texts of sumerian warriors describing symptoms that closely match ptsd, and the diagnoses was not desert demons, but rather "Those dudes you killed are still attacking you with their ghosts because you killed them"
Ancient Greek epigrams describing PTSD symptoms (flashbacks etc)
How am I supposed to explain I have anger issues?
Me: “I can’t have boots with lace I will literally burn then instead of wearing them”
My physiotherapist: “that sounds like laziness”
…..
I literally said that I’d burn them.
Lace makes me angry.
Honestly the more I think about grian and zedaph’s dynamic the more I’m obsessed with it. These two have such a weird rivalry going for absolutely no reason. The quartz shop the base swap the. whatever is happening with the dragon egg right now. They bring out the absolute worst in each other. If you put grian and zedaph in a box together they’d tear each other apart like betta fish. Why? Why is that? They both exist at the fringes of hermit society, often elusive and shy around those not in their inner circle of trusted besties (yes this applies to grian too, trust me ok). And yet when they interact with each other (approximately once per year) they are such haters to each other. And for what. They don’t even know each other that well!!! Two species of animal who occupy the same environmental niche and thus must compete for resources type dynamic. Maybe british people are just like that. Idk.
Also, Grian is such a hermit [the literal meaning (a person living in solitude as a religious discipline - the religion being mischief, of course)].
In season 6, I thought he was shy and anxious just because he was new and unconfident in his abilities (used to creative and not familiar with the newer versions of Minecraft). But no. He's just like that. He interacts with Mumbo. And Scar (mostly just to mess with him). And that's like it (unless tnt is involved - see: Joe Hills from Nashville Tennessee).
“Ashes, ashes, dust to dust, the devil's after both of us.”
Credit to @chrisrin for making this cover
EGGSONA LET'S GO
It doesn't matter if you know about qsmp or not(i don't really know myself)
I just want to see how you all will look if you all were eggs>:D
No pressure tho! Only if you want!
i have no idea what a qsmp is and i hate eggs but this was too tempting
edit: i forgor the fucking tags hold on
non obligatory tags! (not star tho you have to do this hahaha also bean lmao get egged)
Sobbing on the floor thanks Kandi </3
A soggy egg the color of baked beans. I condemn y’all to egg. (You don’t have to)
Egg. I turned blue
pspspsps @ghostwarrior259 @senoleaf @craykaycee @happyebooks
boop /nf @starrspice @paradoxgavel @crazedauthor
AAAA I'm so late to this
Super fucked up! wtf is wrong with these people? #IamWithMili!
What is every little girl supposed to have long hair in a ponytail? So happy to see all of the support going her way.
Everybody remembers that we absolutely knew this would happen, right?
Like, trans people predicted this from the start. Everyone was SO SURE they could identify us on sight, and we said “If you run with that assumption you’re going face-first into a goddamn wall” and here we go.
It’s like people forget women with short hair exist.
In the six years that this has happened, Milli has continued to play soccer, is on track for joining a national team, and still keeps her hair short.
Read this and take it in.
Even if you have your papers.
Even if you are fortunate to have your gender match your sex.
Even if you were assigned feminine at birth.
They can still tell you to your face you’re not a woman if you don’t conform to a patriarchal standard of skinny Anglo with long hair.
They can just deny you for no reason at all.
THIS MAKES ALL THOSE SPORTS BANS LAWS USELESS AT PROTECTING CIS GIRLS! The very thing tbey were supposed to do!
Let’s get one thing right.
Sports bans, bathroom bans, ANY type of ban on trans people in public places were NEVER meant to protect cis girls or women or women’s sports or any of that crap.
They’re about control and forcing ALL people to conform to stereotypical gender norms and eradicating trans people in the process.
It’s (christo)fascism and genocide.
Cancel culture strikes again
