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Custom MTG Cards, among other things

@urzaposting

She/Her, Erica. I like homebrewing DND 5e and making custom Magic The Gathering cards. This is not a SFW blog, I occasionally post some kinky shit. Also, I am 18. No minors on this page please.

Sorry in advance. Bonus points can you name the others? — view on Instagram https://ift.tt/JZrAvxF

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Michael Collins. He died just last year His fellow astronauts said he had a great sense of humor. He went on to head the Air and Space Museum at The Smithsonian. He was asked how he felt about going to the moon. He was like “what are ya talking about? I’m not going to the moon. Those two are”. Her also joked about how no one would remember who he was.

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He’s the one who told Armstrong when he was contemplating his first words “if you had any balls at all you’d scream ‘Dear God what the fuck is that’ and then cut the mic”

He’s also the Farthest Man - that is, the human being who has been the farthest away from earth

New pinned post, yall

judy hopps is a cop who leverages a strangers felony tax evasion to get him to put his life in danger and work around the clock so that she can keep her job

she then presumably helps him cover up his crime to get him a job on the same police force

judy hopps has some very nice feet but we need to remember that she’s still a cop

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just fyi for everyone out there using tumblr on this day that you can reblog a post without the extra commentary by clicking the OP’s URL on the original post

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She is a cop and all cops are already unsexy

I’m sorrynotsorry to everyone in the notes just learning that Tumblr is a place for horny furries to blog about acab.

Unfortunately, Judy Hopps is very sexy AND ALSO a cop and therefore a bastard, and insisting that all cops are automatically unsexy is still attaching appearances to morality. Remembering that things can be sexy and evil, or ugly and good is imperative! Forgetting this derails and disrupts the conversation.

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*walks up to the bar* get me a white gilgamesh. and make it warm, its gonna be a long night

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TWO THIRDS BEER AND ONE THIRD MILK

FROM A GOAT OR OF ITS ILK

GOES DOWN HARSH, IT ISNT GOOD

MAKES YOU FEEL YOURE MADE OF WOOD

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WHITE GILGAMESH IT MAKE YOU SICK

JUST TOO FOUL, JUST TOO THICK

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you guys werent supposed to actually drink this

Can women be twinks? Can men be butch? Instead of asking these incredibly niche questions ask yourself this, if they weren't allowed to do so, who would you have enforcing that ruling? and then, I hope this kind of re-framing opens your eyes about how silly that would be, to enforce as such. But really, this is what they mean when they say "kill the cop in your head." What good does it do you to try and police people more?

mousegirl gf who "helps" you cook. Really, she's just sitting on the counter setting timers when you ask and asking to sniff every ingredient as you use them. When the food is done she insists you both cooked it.

shoutout to transmascs who are FAT and HAIRY and have MALE PATTERN BALDNESS. shoutout to transmascs with BIG TITS and PHALLOPLASTIES and COOCHIES. shoutout to transmascs with MASSIVE BEARDS and DOUBLE CHINS and STRETCH MARKS. shoutout to NON-HRT and NON-OP and PRE-OP transmascs. shoutout to transmascs who are GAY MEN and BEARS and TWINKS and LESBIANS and BUTCHES. shoutout to transmascs with NEOPRONOUNS and XENOGENDERS and IDENTITIES THAT CONTAIN BEAUTIFUL MULTITUDES. shoutout it transmascs who LOVE THEMSELVES and LOVE OTHER TRANS PEOPLE <3

Let’s hear it for our blue collar allies 😌💜💜

He gets the t-word pass

I’d prefer this guy who has the spirit but uses the wrong language over a performative “ally” who still buys Harry Potter merch

I love how he censored the word "up"

i love wizards bc they fucking lie all the time. gandalf was like “a wizard is never late he arrives precisely when he means to” lying ass. he was late as fuck. wizards will just say whatever. it doesn’t even matter when you have a big ass hat

I'll make a post about how I'm attracted to men and some generic cis guy who only posts milquetoast BDSM porn will slide into my DMs with a "Hey, cutie."

I'm not attracted to YOU, dipshit. Like a connoisseur of fine wine I'm trying to find the MOST autistic trans guys out there. Pspspspsps c'mere, fellas...