Labyrinth of Hyacinths

Can't help it with puny poems, so I shall find a remedy, in flowers;

I do not have ways with words, or rhymes, or lyrics! But I find beauty in verdure!

I shall make my way, to your heart, with Roses, Asters, Mallows! I shall keep it low-key, a secret! A language few speak, you shall listen! But perhaps one will suffice, To praise my lover, like a poet! A Metamorphosis of your golden locks, brilliant eyes and bright full smile! My love shall take a form of a flower, like you, like sun; a sunflower!

“A Sunflower” by XYZ

"Are you interested in sloppy seconds?"

Oh, you don't even have to ask. I've never had sloppy firsts.

Acting like adult? We don't do that here.

I don't know girl. Seeth, I don't care.

For you see, if she doesn't see a problem, she'll just act like petulant and snotty 6 years old because that's the only thing she can do in the face of any kind of conflict. Which reminds me of hundred of stories my grandma told me how she and her husband were also extremely petty and childish. And now, I'm starting to see a pattern.

I don't know queen. Pop off.

The way tumblr has inadvertently changed my thinking part 1:

On windows opening screen there was a picture of tucan and my brain immediately went "phew, thank Gods I'm not a berry perhaps".

"Students will only pretend to study during remote learning and will cheat during exams and quizzes".

As opposed to... Students doing that in class?

One time in my history class in 4th grade I filled the entire quiz for my friend without anybody noticing. The other time I have slipped my paper to him and he wrote two similar tangents and the teacher have not noticed.

Throughout last year of middle school I was so spiteful towards my history teacher that I was blatantly cheating every single time he surprised us with a lil quiz or whatever and he never noticed.

In high school chemistry classes, during almost every single bigger test, my entire class was ripping off my answers (which I have abused twice) and teacher either ignored it or was oblivious to it.

What gives you the idea that student is actually listening to anything that you're saying? Yeah he is physically in class. His corporal body is right there. You can poke him if you'd like? But is he there mentally? Tough question. My hazardous guess is 'it depends'. If your class is interesting, you're interesting or he has some interest in the subject, then yeah maybe a bit. Otherwise that kiddo is backflipping on Jupiter and there is not a single shit you can do to change that.

Listen, I was never as attentive and focused as the times I was doing remote studying. For one I can do flips, draw whatever the fuck I want, or jack off in the middle of it all and nobody fucking knows. As a kiddo who needs my attention stimulated, that's pretty fucking rad. I don't have to feel weird or awkwads and professors don't have to smite me with their gaze for scribbling or doodling on paper. If I'm bouncing my leg or clicking my pen, nobody knows and I'm not bothering anyone. And if your lecture is boring I can dip and nobody has their feelings hurt. It's only win win. And most importantly, I can multitask. I put you on full volume and do the dishes. I put you on full blast and I do some light exercises or streches. I can have my lecture in the comfiness of my bed. I can listen to you talking mad shit about greek religion and have a laugh with my classmates and also do assignments for other class.

And again if students want to cheat there is not a single thing you can do to stop them. I'm personally convinced that a lot of my classmates cheated on a lot of our greek tests because they were that difficult. But like, does it matter? My group went from 15 people to 7 and then to 3 and then to 2 in a spawn of 6 semesters. Ya think this 7 or 8 or whatever people care about that one time they cheated to drop out anyway? I don't think so.

And besides there are few reasons why they might have cheated or needed to cheat. And then whether it's remote or stationery changes nothing.

Universities scared to admit studnets had it better during lockdown because it makes their entire buildings obsolete.

Anyway; bear gay sex and garlic bread.

Where can I report getting baited by Internet article?

"Best bears in video games". I walk in there thinking, yep, I like bears. It better not be any ursine in there.

By Talos that can't be happening!

Not a single shirtless big man. Devastated. Calling president of America as we speak. He needs to do something about fake advertising.

Oh I see. I've made fun of skin care girlies and somebody at tumblr felt attacked.

So now instead of snoozing the tmbrl live for 7 days you can sneeze it for 30... Execpt you can't do either.

You know that's really great. I really liked that change you haven't made. So sexy. Really activates the almonds, doesn't it?

Skin girl girlies, clean girlies and avoid wrinkles girlies are fucking terrifing.

'Premature aging'. How can you prematurely age? Doesn't premature meaning something happens too quickly or in inexpected way and time? You cannot age prematurely because everyone ages differently.

And it's not "people think I have botox because I look so young and pretty". No hon, people think you got ocean worth of botox into your skin because you don't move your face at all. You don't look 'pretty', you look pretty damn haunting. Having 20 steps morning and nighttime routine just makes you glow like washed and unseasoned chicken breast. Like, do whatchya gotta do, I have hobbies too, but don't lie to yourself.

I want to age as awkwardly as humanly possible. My face is already covered with lines that show how many hours I've laughed, how many hours I have smiled and been happy and how often I'm a disbelief.

And the end game? You're gonna age as well no matter how hard you stomp your feet in petulant rage. You don't have any crows feet or smile lines and you sleep in most uncomfortable positions and spent thousands of hours and ton of money preventing the inevitable. You try so hard to prevent something from the future that you barely live your life right now and that's pretty rich coming from anxious person like me.

Something I find really funny is that in all of these things that they mention aging you, like sleeping on pillows, gravity, your diet, none of them mentioned that air is aging you as well. Don't worry though, I have quick fix for that! If you stop breathing, you'll age slower and die quicker. At least you won't be wrinkled in your casket, amrite ladies, gentlemen and other distinguished folks?

Anyway, fucking terrifying.

Gay sex and garlic bread.

"Why you didn't ask the doctor?"

And what prevented the oh so important doctor from telling me herself? Other than laziness and entitlement of course.

And also I've been taught better than talking with somebody with my ass laid bare. Behave yourself and understand *my* discomfort if your ego even allows you such.

Her visits enlightening as per usual. Imagine being paid for shouting at one patient and coming in and doing fuck all with other. She literally gave me quick glance, complained about something and dipped. What a fucking bitch, Zeus Almighty save me.

You know you fail as a writer when you try to edit your work and your attention spawn of a newborn is fucking you up.

Because I will look at a sentence and it will feel off so I'll start rewriting it but I miss a piece of a sentence and just leave it there. Or don't edit previous or following sentences. How am I supposed to make sense of it?

King of parody writing.

Not this hoe again 🤦

Kill me

I wish this part of the hospital didn't have absolutely dog shit Internet connection. Or have *any* reception.

Today I dreamt of Pokemon world by my friend's creation. I mean kinda but not really. It was his but it wasn't what he's actively working on.

It was pretty much normal Kanto but during some massive financial crisis. Your mom literally kicks you out because that lowers the rent, Oak is giving away Pokemon with monthly breaks (interesting to think that prime researcher is unable to afford anything), pokecenters have very strict rules for acting as hotels, you can alzhaimer about using pokemarkets because prices will break your legs (single potion was 15 trillion), bikes are actively stolen and a lot of people come from Kalos or other regions as a vacation destination and it has a lot of "let's laugh at these poor hoes" energy. You don't get money for fighting others nor lose it when you lose against them. Badges are made out of cardboard or quick drying clay because leaders cannot afford to produce them. Oh also they're overleveled and overpowered as shit so people don't try them at all (seriously his geodude was like 7 but his onix was 75 and knew flameblitz). Also nurses Joys have made collaboration OnlyFans to support themselves.

Fun time I guess?