I SCREAMED AND I CRIED
I had to remove my glasses and wipe those tears since i couldn’t read the subtitles

I SCREAMED AND I CRIED
I had to remove my glasses and wipe those tears since i couldn’t read the subtitles
Wei Ying is all bark and no bite, and Lan Wangji is a wolf in sheep’s rabbit’s clothes
Is your mission important enough to miss on a local dilf (deity I’d like to fuck)? I don’t think so
✷ Ticklish Lan Zhan!?! The mighty and noble Lan Wangji brought to bubbling laughter by the mischievous Wei Wuxian! ✷
Mini comic raffle prize for twitter user @/solarlwj! Based on their fic about CR study arc era wx getting to know each other better while developing a platonic relationship with hints of something more, and lwj overcoming his touch-starved inhibitions! You can read the fic [ here ]
thinking about how mdzs gave enemies to friends to lovers, highschool lovers, popular kid in love with the silent kid, battle couple, domestic husbands, oh there was only one bed, angst with a happy ending, jealousy, found family, they have detention together, he raises their kid, he defies everyone for him, disaster cook and the cooking expert, genius dumbass, to die by your hand is an honour, the silent one is in love with the loud mouth, writes you a love song, height difference, soulmates, reincarnation, they're both pinning and being dumbasses about it, canon ship name!! married with a son!! like theres so many more and mdzs ticks all the boxes
Mechat? What if you? Could you just? Please bring him back? I double dog dare you…
just turned 20; no jokes allowed from here on out .if i see 1 post without a semicolon or the word “economy” i will NOT hesitate to block .
Anyone else only in their 20s but feel like they are running out of time to get their life together??
Today is the only day you can reblog this meme, everyone
Happy 22/2/22 day!
Not to mention that today, 22/2/22 Pluto has finished its trip around the sun which started in 1774.
There'll be a moment when you realise you're 27 when yesterday you were just 17; and you wouldn't be able to tell how a decade passed away and your life got divided into before and afters. The fury of youth will subdue and nothing will really change but everything will feel different when you look at old photographs and blurry videos taken on cheap mobile phones. Scents will remind you of childhood and certain friends you don't talk to anymore, hangouts will become reunions and mom's burnt pie will become the best food you ever had. And I know on some days you won't be able to show anything of those 10 years but I hope you remember to breathe, and let go of the knot in your chest. I hope you go out in the sun and live a little, because tomorrow is 37.
Edit- I added the visualizer for this piece on my YT, check it out here
-Ritika Jyala, excerpt from The Flesh I Burned
I am barely on here anymore but bROOO I JUST REMEMBERED THAT MY USERNAME IS STILL A DAN AND PHIL REFERENCE ???
If you had to pick, what's the ONE trait in a fictional character that makes you immediately go "oh this one's mine"
Bridesmaid to a waiter: What a beautiful wedding
Waiter, about to reveal that the poor groom’s bride is a whore: Oh you haven’t heard?
the number of people making comments on this post about how there’s nothing wrong with being a whore is far too high like i’m not trying to shame people who are promiscuous or sex workers this is a fucking reference to a song and if you dont understand the reference dont reblog with some idiotic trying too hard to be progressive shit its literally a joke about a lyric from a song it was never, and never will be, that fucking deep. if you dont get the reference literally just shut up and dont reblog this post oh my god
by fall out boy
I dont know what’s funnier the people getting offended because they don’t get the panic reference or the people getting offended because they don’t get the fall out boy joke
Comprehension of this post is what defines the Millennial / Gen Z generational boundary.
Oh so you like birds? Name every bird.
okay.