Caught in the past

Come and look into my frozen eyes Come and let me free you from my story I am the hip death goddess of your dreams Life isn’t all that it seems

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I'm a great fucking person so if I cut u off its only because I love myself too much to be treated less than what I deserve

When my mom’s out in public, she sends me pictures of lesbians she sees.

Jesus I envy that relationship. 

this is like the time when my mum took me bra shopping and the girl measuring me up was a lesbian and my mum said to me “i’ll go take a walk around the shop so you can talk to this nice young girl” and gave me a look as if to say “chat her up”. 

My mum tries to push me towards cute possibly gay girls and then disappears. She did it in Primark once and I found her hiding behind a pile of knickers, watching me.

i love all of your moms

When I was 17 I was convinced I was in love with the check out girl at the grocery store 5 minutes away from our house, so my dad went to get milk and somehow found an appropriate point in the conversation while buying a half gallon of milk to give her my number. Three days later she called me and asked if I wanted to come over “to watch a movie” and long story short my dad got me laid thanks dad.

That last story is worth reblogging

your mothers are awesome and dad is a great wingman

Wow okay this is awesome. Congrats on your parents.

Friday, November 28th