urbankamikaze

when you try your best but you don’t succeed

my entire life can be summed up by the phrase “this is more pasta than i anticipated but i’m going to eat it all anyways”

It’s a deal

Jonah Hill & Morgan Freeman

i think everyone needs to hear this because fuCKING RYAN

LISTEN TO THIS RIGHT FUCKING NOW

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(via fawun)

I would stick my dick in this

bruhhh

*walks in the gym* *deadlifts my giant mega dick*

having a mental illness like

i’m cRYING

How to keep your best friend from getting a girlfriend 👬 by Matt Cutshall

What do you mean lmaoooo

Landscape suicide, Meike Nixdorf

Kingdom | AE