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What is left of me? A ghost? A hole? An echo?

@urban-sith

griddlehark, stucky, and snowbaz have ruined my life. arcane and aftg are currently ruining my life. call me ire. 24. they/them. header by @nukiaicons. ao3: doodleishere
Purgatory Is Mandatory

hi everyone!! so excited to post the first two chapters of my The Locked Tomb Big Bang fic @tltbb! if you like Ianthe Tridentarius, lots of thoughts on the bonds between a necromancer and a cavalier, and Groundhog Day time loops, you'll probably like this.

thank you @ecstatichorror @youweremyridehome and @afterword for being part of team sphenoid 💗💗💗 i love you all and i am so happy y'all took a chance on this fic. also thanks to @mamudoons for reading over the chapters later and helping make the fic even better 🌟🌟🌟

summary and links below!!!

There is an arm that isn’t supposed to be attached. There is a soul that is supposed to be attached but isn’t. The House appears to be in its usual degree of decay. Ianthe looks over at the other bed, and there she is: Corona, sleeping soundly. If Ianthe focuses really hard, she can hear Babs’ snoring in the room over too.
An arm that shouldn’t be there. A soul that should.
A house not demolished. A twin safe and sound.
For lack of being able to think anything else, Ianthe whispers aloud, “What the fuck is going on?”
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Or, alternatively: Ianthe figures out the true secrets of Lyctorhood while stuck in a time loop at Canaan House.

fic:

artwork by @youweremyridehome:

artwork by @afterword (twitter is @rosefinchie):

also!! a playlist made by @ecstatichorror!!! as a surprise!!!!

To be clear to those unfamiliar: these are the companies that libraries use to lend ebooks.

They are literally cutting off library access to minors.

If you are affected by this or other bans and restrictions in the United States, be aware that the Brooklyn Public Library is offering free digital library cards to anyone age 13-21 nationwide as part of their Books UnBanned initiative:

literally who is doing it like gritty, icône de l'extrême gauche américaine?

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So we've been having a bit of a debate in the office because we wanted to do the headline "Local man gives up sugar for 12 minutes" but then overdoing the "local man" trope is a bit male-centric, so we considered "Local woman" but then that sounds like we're typecasting women so that wasn't great either, but I think we've finally found a worthy compromise:

I must not buy. Buying is the purse-killer. Buying is the little-dopamine that brings total bankruptcy. I will face my wishlist. I will permit the limited time sale to pass over me and through me. And when it has expired I will turn the inner eye to see its impulses. When the mania has gone there will be nothing. Only $ will remain.

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Good Omens 2 feels like fanfiction not because of its contents but because the author is here on tumblr posting things like "hehe not sorry >:)" and getting hate anons

pros of corded headphones:

  • Cant lose phone
  • dont need to charge headphones
  • they look cool and are amazing

cons of corded headphones:

  • Every doorknob in existence is now out to get you

glad this was a hit with corded headphone users