I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF
This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.
I would enjoy some good luck from the potato.
I need some luck right now, so all hail the Lucky Potato. Do your magic, Potato. I respect you so much I am capitalizing the “P” in Potato.
People are experiences. When their time is up in your life, let them go.
communion wafers are not cruelty free. they fucked that boy upppp
Fucking. Wow im gonna die
Heather Havrilesky
I would’ve given everything for you to love me like you loved her
"he is not my president" bumper sticker with a picture of some random guy that has never been president
me staring at my calculator app for 45 seconds before i remember i was trying to open my clock app to set an alarm
hell yeah i’m a catholic i’ve been addicted to cats my whole life
Hey short people! Looking for a way to get taller? Try replacing your feet with LIVE BEARS. You’ll be taller AND have two LIVE BEARS ATTACHED TO YOUR BODY.
