You’re Hot, Cupcake

I recently started working in hospitality, and I’ll tell you guys right now, the trope of “there was only one bed” is not as rare as you’d think in real life. A few times a week, at least, I have guys come in who are working together on projects in town or passing through who have to literally book the last room I have available for the night and lo and behold — there is only one bed, and guess what, they give each other a side-eyed look and begrudgingly take it. So write it up, it happens all the time!!!

Never let your There Was Only One Bed dreams die. I was secretly in love with my best friend for over a year when she graduated and moved to Oklahoma (like 1000 miles away) for grad school. Between that travel restrictions, we were so scared we’d never see eachother again.

At the end of summer, when Covid numbers were at a lower point, I took the risk to visit her in her new apartment and I quickly realized that, unlike when I’d spent the night at her house before, the couch wasn’t made up like a bed. She explained that since her new couch was so fancy and pink, I couldn’t possibly sleep on it, and so I needed to sleep in the bed with her. You know, out of necessity. I woke up with her snuggled around me in the middle of the night.

We’re dating now, and I genuinely think I’m going to marry her. Just the other day, though, I mentioned that if she hadn’t been weird about her fancy couch, I probably never would have like confessed my feelings. AND THEN she stood up, took the cushions off the fancy couch, UNFOLDED IT INTO A HIDE-A-BED, and said “I KNOW.”

THIS GIRL. ORCHESTRATED. BED SCARCITY. JUST SO SHE COULD MAKE THE “ONLY ONE BED” EXCUSE. Y’all when I said I just about lost my goddamn mind, I just about lost my goddamn mind. I love this sneaky bitch so much and the moral of this story is BE THE ONE BED YOU WANT TO SEE IN THE WORLD.

Fanfic imitates life, and life imitates fanfic. It’s full circle really.

oh my god 

there was only one bed

but it was STAGED

I love this so much

New Fanfic Trope Unlocked!!!!!

AU:There was only one bed - by design👀

Fake dating or only one bed?

Fake only one bed

i need to say this and i need to say it now. something about how nick nelson says "i love liking you" to charlie means a lot more than just "i like you" and i'll tell ya why

there are too many pieces of queer media that have the character hating the fact that they like the love interest. just straight up despising it. nick doesn't do that- he actively enjoys having a crush on charlie and wanting to be his boyfriend and it makes my heart so fucking warm oh my god

NICK AND CHARLIE dream vs. reality

Hero 

Friendly reminder that bi, pan, trans, aro, and ace people in relationships with someone of a different gender aren't less queer than people in relationships with someone of the same gender, and they aren't bad representation or "less good" in any way

Also, REAL WORLD RELATIONSHIPS aren’t fucking REPRESENTATION.  They are QUEER PEOPLE living THEIR damn lives

Art by @/ChiiaPeach — Twitter

Aww this is so sweet

🙏🏻

Whole Crier’s War duology in two days? Why not. I’m lesbian, I don’t need sleep, I can fuel on 600 pages of lesbian romance enemies to lovers

the most relatable thing about crier's war is crier just staring at ayla, hoping that she will notice that she is looking at her and then that will somehow turn into something more...like yea that is my useless gay rep <3

I just know that once I fall in love I'm gonna be even bigger simp that crier and I think that's very hot of me

modern crierayla au where crier wrote the caption and ayla wrote the note

ayla and crier are both south asian bc i do what i want

PoV: Scyre Kinok ordered you to capture the lady, but k!ll the handmaiden (slowly)

okay so I haven’t been on tumblr for a minute — an incredibly long and rather drawn out metaphorical sixty seconds but I have emerged from the shadows my mind and come to yell, scream, shout and passionately cry about the crier’s war series

THAT SHIT ENDED FAR TOO FUCKING SOON

why why why did no one tell me this series was that good??? man’s been out here with no rhythm nor reason and only NOW — only at this very point in time have i been exposed to one of the greatest anthology’s to ever grace the face of this (at some points) miserable and (at other points) wonderful earth

and no i’m not exaggerating — cus’ if you’re gay, black or a POC and you’ve not read this shit??

MY SISTER LET ME FREE YOU FROM THE SHACKLES OF MUNDANE REALITY!!!

Read Crier’s War and I won’t even have to tell you to read it’s sequel because by that point, you will be, like a woman possessed, racing to Iron Heart (sequel).

*pats your shoulder* thank. me. fucking. later.

I’m starting playlists for every book I read (usually wlw because of who I am as a person). I just made one for Echo After Echo by A.R. Capetta. I’m reading Hang The Moon by Alexandria Bellefleur and working on one as a read!! Lmk suggestion of books, or songs to basically any of the popular wlw books (I’ve likely read it)

Whole Crier’s War duology in two days? Why not. I’m lesbian, I don’t need sleep, I can fuel on 600 pages of lesbian romance enemies to lovers