and if it takes shit to make bliss, well i feel

spamton finally finds his crowd

pov none of them can control the speed at which robots die

passing the torch

i wake up everyday and am astounded that the rawest fucking tag line anyone could ever have ever belongs to technoblade, the minecraft guy.

could you imagine walking into a room and suddenly everyone just goes “Blood for the Blood God”. what the fuck.

these tags are the truest thing ever

one of my friends didn’t even know techno had a yt and was just scared of him because of the quotes he has said

Yeah Techno’s a little bit scary as a rival I guess

Wayne’s been lookin’ after you for like, years.

dream in the 1v4 manhunt:

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me, waking up in a cold sweat in the middle of the night: the rockbells trained den to be a therapy/support dog for automail patients which is why pinako trusts den to watch ed and why den always follows ed around when he’s in resembool

2b2t is the biggest rabbit hole of a minecraft server there ever was. i found out about it yesterday and theres a historic timeline, religion, multiple acts of revenge, drama, betrayal, near death, and rebirth/revival leading up to a current civil war between players and youtubers, as well as themes of social engineering, mob mentality, and literal honest to god identity theft that resulted in the very first anarchy server to become a pot of censorship and corruption. HOW CAN A MINECRAFT SERVER HAVE PLOT TWISTS AND RECURRING VILLAINS. the owner is called Housemaster

so there’s a pretty well known minecraft server called 2b2t that was originally made by facepunch/4chan idiots at least five years ago with the goal of creating a server that 1. has no moderation and 2. never changes maps. naturally a lot of idiot griefer players were attracted to this concept and basically turned the server into a lawless hellworld where any new player is at the mercy of the griefer warlords. the griefers built a colossal, monolithic cobblestone wall around the worldspawn so new players with no items wouldn’t be able to escape from it, allowing griefers with powerful equipment to spawnkill new players as much as they liked. new players punched dozens of tiny little tunnels through this wall which created a way to escape the worldspawn area if you explored enough

one time in july of 2012 i heard about this server and decided to explore it a bit. that’s what the huge wall around the worldspawn looked like from outside the worldspawn. the worldspawn was basically the epicenter of a massive radius of uninhabitable land where stuff like trees and animals had all been stripped away by griefers to make it as hard as possible to survive. i managed to run fairly far away from the worldspawn and reach an area that looked relatively normal and uninhabited so i dug a small underground bunker at the bottom of the world and planted a couple farms and logged out. i kind of forgot about it after that and didn’t log back in until i randomly remembered the server existed again in march of 2015 and decided to see if my little bunker was still there which is when i discovered that it was and saw this REALLY good sign somebody had left after discovering it

at that time in 2015 i just kind of laughed and took that screenshot and explored my bunker a bit and saw that people had come and destroyed the farms i had built and holed up the entrance to my bunker but otherwise left it in tact, which made me pretty proud. i logged out and forgot about the server again until just now (august of 2017) when i logged back in again. my bunker was pretty much the same as in 2015 except that funny sign had been removed by someone. i didn’t go back up to the surface when i had logged in in 2015, so decided to dig myself back up and see what it was like

when i originally dug down in this area in 2012, it just looked like any other naturally generated tundra/forest biome in minecraft. what i found when i came back up to the surface just now five years later was a strange massive manmade cobblestone structure and several giant fountains of lava. there weren’t any other players nearby. someone had spawned four withers nearby which seemed to (thankfully) be stuck in a ditch like area and were just blowing shit up indefinitely. i wandered around and found another underground base near mine which happened to have some melons growing in it, so i took a few to resupply the melons in my griefed farm. i got a bit lost but finally found the hole leading back to my bunker and buried myself again and planted my melon seeds. i can hear the wither explosions from my bunker now, which is kind of worrying. i don’t really feel like doing anything else in here so maybe i’ll log back in and 2020 and see if my little bunker with the melons is still there then

ive been waiting for people to start sharing these kinds of minecraft stories because it’s one of the most fascinating internet communities that’s ever existed imo

“Who needs a brush when you can just VACUUM your cats?” 

(Source)

Oh you gotta keep watching to see the orange cat

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barry the chopper was such a funny character like he was a mass murderer and no one cared at all, he openly told literally everyone he met about how much he loved murdering people and chopping people up and they were all just like haha classic barry. its not even treated seriously by the plot its just like yeah this is barry hes killed a lot of people and also hes a funny guy hes in a suit of armor lol he gets into shenanigans 

hed literally introduce himself like “i love killing people super gruesomely for fun. this is my main personality trait” and everyone was like thats fine you can just with falman for right now but no killing ok! and he was like haha ok we’ll see and they were just like oh barry you kidder :p but dont

falman couldve been axe murdered and theyd all be like damn those pesky homunculi got maes and now falman too :( when does it end

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