the fact that none of the night at the museum movies were rated over 50% by critics is a reminder that some ppl don’t know how to have fun. the first two movies were flawless. a night watch guard has to babysit museum displays that come to life, complete w old school villains and endless historical crossovers? incredible concept, incredible execution
not to mention those little gay bitches !!!
we all have that one homie who volunteers to take first watch that they might contemplate the heavens in solitude
Fool that he is, not realizing that it then falls to him to comfort the party member most troubled by their burdens when sleep eludes them.
if we lived in a world where u had to do the career u were first interested in as a child what would u be doing, id be a firefighter
You really have to give the architect a 5 star thumbs up for his vision in building this place …
the town’s name is dixon
the longer you look at it the funnier it gets
Dude, this is the city I was born in. I know exactly which building that is, I HAVE BEEN TO THIS BUILDING, I NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT WHAT IT WOULD LOOK LIKE FROM ABOVE
I had something similar where I grew up, the next town over had a medical building where my mom worked. Years later I learned through a meme that the overhead view looked exactly like a guy jumping for joy. With a big cock hanging out. Where they put the STD Clinic
Ask not for whom the gurdy hurds. It hurds for thee.
I simply don't think that's true eBooks.com but thank you anyway
this is so funny to me
some of my favourite tags from this post lmao
my main requirement in a partner is someone who's willing to "yes, and" me. if i say something completely insane i need them to just pick that up and run with it and commit to the bit until we wind up with a conversation that's funny to us but completely incoherent to everyone within earshot. actually now that i'm typing this out i've realised my ideal relationship might just be "shitty improv comedy duo"
my other requirement in a partner is if i make a weird noise they have to make the same weird noise back to me and then we keep doing that until something interrupts us
