When my future husband comes home from WORK and asks what’s for dinner

When it’s pussy for dinner yet again and you aint had a cooked meal in months

LMAOOO

When the lady next door cooks actual food.

LMAOOOOO it got better

Lmao 😂😂😂😂

Ya gotta stop 😂😂😂😂

And She serve dessert

Originally posted by champagneovo

Yesssss

It just keeps getting better 😂

💀💀💀💀

But her man found out about you “coming over for dinner”

Originally posted by eightyproblems96

Wait this made me laugh

Nooooooooooooo :(((( #crying

Oh god 😂😂😂

Originally posted by cratermania

why does this post keep getting better and better lmao

^^^ really tho lol

When her and her bestie fake an alibi and he believes it

Originally posted by toxzen

when you just got done killing yo husband and the side bitch next door cus they thought they was slick 

Omg

When you dont go to jail for a crime everyone knows you committed, still gettin dicked down and you still aint cookin for nobody

Now i can reblog it

LMAOO

Even better …. Keep adding on

lmao omg

The Teen Titans Show Their Skills 💥 (W/ Khary Payton , Tara Strong , & Scott Menville , the voices of Cyborg, Raven, & Robin)

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Quiero fumar.

this looks like a man just got switched into a cats body and he’s having some self realization of the situation and he’s buggin

Woah

Portland seshhhh @david_sinz @beta.ray.bill rigssss by @oregrown

Work of art

When you smoke a bowl outdoors and the beauty of nature is just too much for you.

I always wanted these to happen in real life

Where is “Several bad puns later”?

we need more!

Spongebob time cards are solid gold.

This damn show was too much of an influence on my life as a child

Michigan marijuana: No medical pot use allowed in parking lot, says ruling

MOUNT PLEASANT, Mich. (AP) — Prosecutors have been given the green light to pursue charges against medical marijuana users who are smoking pot in their car in parking lots, clarifying a complicated piece of the Michigan marijuana regulatory puzzle.

The Michigan appeals court says a car is private property but parking lots generally are open to the public. The court says the state’s medical marijuana law prohibits use “in any public place.”

The decision last week involves a man with a medical marijuana card who was smoking pot in his car outside the Soaring Eagle Casino in Mount Pleasant.

Robert Carlton was charged with a misdemeanor. The prosecutor appealed after judges in Isabella County said Carlton’s car wasn’t a public place and dismissed the charge.

it feels like the screen actually shakes woahhhhhh

Please don’t tap the glass it frightens the bloggers

Lake | Source | AE

happened to me yesterday

I’m at the point of drinking where I’m really starting to hate myself but yeah I don’t want to stop.