twenty seven

mummy the kitteh. she only needs to eat one kibble for 3 months. her feet are so small it cuts through atoms. her organs are too small to host gut bacteria. she is considered a parasite to dust bunnies. the dodo do not want to make a story about her because she is unable to be sympathised with.

today a Chihuahua made direct eye contact

Just saw someone with “use whatever pronouns you use for yourself for me” in bio. I honestly never considered the depth the pronoun metagame could have, we’ve barely scratched the surface with this shit

remember when miraculous ladybug finally decided to do an "adrien hangs out with The Guys" episode, like how we get scenes of marinette hanging out with The Girls all the time, but i guess the writers decided that the only way adrien would fit in an environment with a bunch of guys was if they were in a gay night club, and the night club was adrien's bedroom, and they were throwing around rainbow glitter and kissing each other and blasting The Village People so loud that it almost killed his already dead mother and

they should invent a job that doesn't affect your schedule or energy level that you don't have to go to if you don't want but you still get paid

Person with housemates can study.

Person who has spent all their cash on rent and food still has a place to get out of the house and do something interesting.

Cool community classes and community art shows.

ESL tutoring.

Tax prep and forms.

tbh fuck anyone who says a single bad thing about libraries

Not content I normally reblog but libraries are super important and our world would be diminished without them.

The library was how I was able to read so many books as a kid that my parents wouldn’t have been able to afford.

Libraries are one of the only places on Earth that treats people the same no matter how much money you have. We can’t lose that.

Certified Library Post

Things that ARE covered by your Wizard Insurance:

Oh for Gandalf's Big Naturals- Fine! 😡

As long as we're talking about weird sibling texts y'all gotta see this completely unprompted banger my sister sent me the other day.

She didn't even tell me where she got it.

SEVEN AND A HALF FUCKING DOLLARS??????

loo lbr thats just how groceries are these days

I fucking hate inflation we can't even have canned tuna in this hell world!!!

So I looked up reviews of this specific tuna and I have several things to report:

1) Apparently it really is just that fucking good.

2) There's an artisan version they sell made with tuna belly which is reportedly phenomenal and despite the $21 price tag I genuinely want to try it.

3) The youtubers who review canned fish are simultaneously the weirdest and most boring people who have ever lived and I'm completely obsessed with them.

Pfft, don't threaten me with a good time.

Fuck it, 10k notes and I buy the $7 tuna and try it on stream. 50k and I'll get the expensive stuff too. Have fun <3

I love when you’re reading multiple fics by the same author and you start to spot all the phrases and adjectives they like to use

I ghostwrote these tags my god

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 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

Now that it’s back it’s hard to remember a time where they sued to get the post taken down

the dubious philosophy of salmon

the number of people who have looked at this is officially too large a number

This will never stop being unspeakably beautiful or moving me to tears.

So... Shoto, Izuku and Katsuki are on the same bus, going back to the UA and they're exhausted (maybe they're still interns at Endeavor's agency) and Izuku falls asleep over Shoto's shoulder, but Katsuki's like: "NOT ON MY FUCKING WATCH" and gently pulls the sleeping green bean towards him until Izuku's head is over his shoulder and Katsuki just... starts running his fingers through Izuku's soft curls, purposely ignoring Shoto's confused look.

happy that we're raising awareness but you can't make a post about this without mentioning that they collaborated for the sole reason of combining their last names like this

Big fan of all those other purple links and how “Associated prime” is untouched.

Environmental storytelling

the funniest dynamc between my boyfriend and i is the chef/baker divide runs so deep. experimentally my boyfriend is a genius with figuring out what flavor profiles will not just taste good together but also will be enjoyed by the specific audience he is cooking for. a recipe is not a guidebook so much as a suggestion and he will frankenstein ideas together to get exactly what he wants to happen. he also didnt know that sugar will not work properly if you dont mix it with the wet ingredients in banana bread and when i asked 'why didnt you do it in the order of the recipe' he said 'i didnt really think it mattered'. autistically i exploded his head in my mind

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Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

it's like meeting a celebrity