Something is crawling in my ass

I'm not a bot please don't block me, father

:)

She sploink until I yoink.

Need to get my boot Baja Blasted

I yoink until she sploink

Things are generally greener on the other side of my butthole

I fucka da pizza

g note

People at work: Who ate all the cookies?

My dumbass who took a whole carton cause I thought they were free out of date shit: Shit, I dunno

Things heating up in the Gay Lic community

Wait

What do you mean that I have to look at the tags to see the "comments"? What kind of ass-backward site is this?

A Samantha x Reader (Non-Erotic) fanfiction for Snoot Game.

Pick up that can

Naked people

Naked people are neat

Shaun all dappered up with his pet rabbit, Pancake. Commissioned from Northii/Tilyd3.

Blessed be boobies

What is the difference between taking a shit and shitting yourself?

Like, if you're standing up and just take a shit with your pants on, that is shitting yourself. If you don't have pants on, is that still shitting yourself? To shit yourself, do you need pants?