by @maurosantacatterina on instagram
pulling up to the function scared and puffed up
in your 20s you must rediscover the joys of arts and crafts to stave off spiritual decay
I'll have you know I'm tangentially associated with internet micro celebrities with a slightly larger following than I.
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Beautiful women called Storage Space Running Out keep messaging me
“they’re just friends, not EVERYTHING has to be so lesbian ugh” what planet do you live on where everything is lesbian. what is its name. where is it. what is its address. what are the directions. how do i go there
thinking about how milk jugs are so perfectly designed; not a bit of wasted space. the handle is part of the container as well and you can clearly see how much of the liquid is left. genius. im thinking of eating the mushroom growing in my frontyard whole. if even one person is nice to me today i will kiss them on the lips