More and more trans girls from 196 are following me. This has truly been a blessed event for me. To all my new transfem followers
death note is literally a comedy
the ENTIRETY of Death Note is just a 37-episode long version of this
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Shout out to @ triplicata on tiktok for the funniest gddamn video ive seen in a bit
The King of Silence: Who dares make noise in my presence...
The Unapologetic Sniffer:
I saw that picture of Joe Biden finding two coins on the ground again today. His face in it is so haunting man I have no idea what emotion he’s experiencing
Just pure rapture
what now, son? what are you going to do now? im here to tell you that ive taken your tokens. i have both of your tokens, boy, and you know where im going to take them? two words: skee ball. you don’t even know how powerful i am, you don’t even know the powers i possess with this two piece of silver. ancient magic, son. ancient magic- don’t mess with ancient magic, or you’ll get the horns. just an old phrase from back in scranton. jill get in the car
Saying you like Disco Elysium on Tinder has no downsides, actually
sometimes neurodivergence questions will be like ‘do you find activities more enjoyable when they are activities you enjoy’ and it really makes me wonder if this ‘neurotypical’ thing has just been a big practical joke all along
‘do you find it disruptive to your focus when your focus on a task is disrupted suddenly and without warning’ this CANNOT be diagnostic criteria. they are playing us for fools
samus joins the mk8 roster (<- she’s trying to pretend she isn’t super excited to be there)
im like if a clown and beetlejuice had nasty sex and created a fucked up girl
Anonymous asked:
i looked at your cookie clicker code, what the hell