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A signboard in Japan was found to have "mutated" horribly due to the record-breaking heat in Japan

fuck with me

fuck with me

shooo

[tumblr] is a beautiful website where all kinds of people come to diversify their echolalia

Every time I drink out of my big water bottle with two hands I think of this jerma image and it keeps me hydrated

Me when I see the word beaʃte

In my head: ah! The archaic form of the letter s! Being a casual scholar of linguistics myself I am well aware that though it resembles the letter f in modern typography in fact it is phonetically identical to s! How foolish it would be to stumble into such a simple lexiconical pitfall!

Me aloud to myself every time: beeft

they're adding new pvp features to pinterest

#places to take me on a first date

I'm at the museum of electronic wonders

I'm at the late night grilled cheese parlor

I'm at the combination museum of electronic wonders-late night grilled cheese parlor

don't forget about the shark

look at this stock photo

there is so much energy in this image

He’s got his toast in the napkin holder :/

that’s why she snapped

slowly approaching bear

the bears will be in eventually

Bear will arrive sooner than thought.

BEAR IS APPROACHING AT ALARMING SPEEDS

BEAR IS GO FAST LOSING TRACK OF BEAR

BEAR HAS REACHED MACH ONE

WE HAVE LOST VISUAL ON BEAR

He nyooms

life becomes so beautiful when you start cooking rice in liquids other than water

put that basmati rice in the cooker with coconut cream and chicken stock and an entire onion that you've diced and sauteed with garlic until transparent. and some salt and pepper. Trust me

"Uncle Benadryl's one minute rice" one minute what? awake? left to live?

you know that furry spectrum meme. there's an evil version of it.

i call this the taur scale.

there is an exact range of horse (or other animal) within which a creature is at its most uncanny and it is somewhere between 75-100%. outside of that range it is fine. within that range it is considered "nightmare fuel". i am unsure what the optimum point within that range is.

here are some cross-sections of some undersea cables in case anyone wants to know why this is especially funny

and we know this happens regularly

Now you can have that crazy old man from pokemon leaf green/fire red laying on your blog because he hasn’t had his coffee

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