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cant believe they gave this woman enough money to ruin the environment for singing vapid shit of this caliber for over a decade. have some shame man. get a grip. what the hell are any of you even doing

"you just hate her" i hate you lot. i dont hate her. shes demonstrably incapable of eliciting any sort of strong feelings positive or negative from people that arent functionally american suburbia poisoned. genuinely how do you in your mind explain to yourself the need to justify listening to this wjthout a gun pressed to your temple or like a hefty financial incentive idk you do you but my God. my Good Dear God

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Delivered with the cadence of me at 16 writing my own songs with no understanding of musical theory

It's never felt more like a 'Fuck western lefties' time for Iranians than now! My people are struggling socially and economically under the rule of a fascist dictator terrorist regime, getting beaten, murdered and silenced by a corrupt government, that is vastly unpopular, day in day out. Now we're at the brink of a costly war on top of everything. And western left wingers are CHEERING ON THE ISLAMIC REPUBLIC! Twitter and Instagram are full of dumb westerners acting like the IR is some kind of hero here. Fuckin hell. Two terrorist regimes are going at each other, the result is going to be more misery and civilian deaths. More destruction and casualties. There's nothing to cheer for here.

I can just hope this won't escalate into another humanitarian crisis. God knows the world doesn't need more war and loss of innocent lives right now.

2024 house md:

- House refers to him and Wilson with the phrase 'situationship'

- Cameron is a lesbian

- Episode about a patient who says they have long COVID but it turns out they have something else (vaguely insulting to long COVID sufferers in it's premise)

- Cameron plays Overwatch

- Chase is an FTM chaser for the first two seasons before this character trait is quietly dropped

- Thirteen uses she/they, and Taub only ever says she

- Wilson listens to Radiohead on vinyl

- Kutner uses Reddit, and this is brought up many times

- Foreman has an iPhone 6 and Chase makes fun of him for this; later in the episode Chase gets some sort of comeuppance

- Cuddy tries to get all members of staff to wear pronoun pins for inclusivity; House puts on a different one every day to see how clinic patients react

- Cameron uses Tumblr

- Foreman uses Tumblr

- House uses Tumblr

bass makes a dollar. i make a dime. that's why i think about lesbian sex on company time

BASS?? BASS MAKES A DOLLAR????? IT'S BEEN TWO DAYS AND NONE OF YOU THOUGH TO TELL ME I MISSPELLED IT????????

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truly nothing about house md prepares you for wilson. he's fucking insane. he's been divorced three times. he's the only person who can scheme just as well as house. he gives a patient his own liver bc he felt bad for him - a patient who didn't even know wilson's name. btw. he noticed a patient had depression bc he never mentioned his grandkids. he starred in a porno. he dosed house with antidepressants for several weeks. he allowed his boybestie and his gf to share custody of him and didn't even try to stop it. house told him to buy a piece of furniture that represented who he was, and he bought a $4000+ organ for house. he was gonna torpedo his career to talk abt euthanasia bc one of his patients suffered longer than he had to. he let house move into his 1 bed apartment bc his therapist thought it'd be a good idea. this man would do anything for anybody if they let him. he'd fucking quit his job to save a snail off the sidewalk. bro is not normal in the slightest

Hey folks I’m watching House. I’m about 7 episodes in. When will they explain why Wilson follows House around like the specter of a dead wife determined to keep her widowed husband interested in living?

I did finish it and it was much gayer than I was expecting. This post, like all the best posts, was made in 15 seconds while watching the show and live blogging my experience.

Literal cardboard hallmark movie shit lmao

marine biology is so scary because it’s such a small field. i was giving a talk on cetaceans and afterward a woman approached me with her husband and she said, “you did very well. [husband’s name] actually pioneered the research and published the first paper on that. We were very impressed by you.”

Which is such a scientific interpretation/public education win I will cherish forever but also for the rest of my life any time I give a talk I will be haunted by the knowledge that the world’s leading expert who literally discovered/invented the topic might be in the room,

which is like, the opposite of what you’re supposed to do for stage fright. In fact I never used to experience stage fright but now I will.

There are limitations to the benefits of being a marine biologist

"hey my husband and I watched your talk on cetaceans from across the room and we were impressed by your vibe"

the bravest person in the world

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Like I don’t even have strong opinions on Taylor swift but the funniest part to me is all three of these examples are dogshit.

so many boycotts are so easy to do by being poor like i saw a influencer in a high rise loft apartment on tiktok saying to boycott chanel and it’s like ofcourse baby i am twenty steps ahead of you, we are in entirely different brackets

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house tells cuddy he cant go to her family birthday dinner bc he has a date with wilson. he tells wilson he cant go out bc he has to have dinner with cuddy's family. they immediately tell each other about this and confront him and make him choose. he chooses wilson. cuddy then informs him that wilson is also coming to her family birthday dinner. psychosexual situationship of all time.

As an Iranian person

Nothing in my life is more shameful and pitiful and embarrassing than seeing people who support the corrupt government of my country without knowing the slightest thing

Just go search (mahsa amini) or something

So that you might be a little ashamed of your behavior and support of an dictator

We didn't almost died trying to free our country from dictator so that now you can take his side and cheer for the fascist regime who hasn't stopped fucking with us for 40_50 years

The outpouring of support for the Islamic Republic in the last week is disgusting, and while not surprising, is still shocking. Leftists siding with Khamenei spit in the face of almost every value and belief that puts me on the left. Lacking any real convictions or beliefs, cheering for a man who butchers his own people while spitting on everything you claim to value, your noble principles are rendered worthless by being held in your hands.

I remember reading a description of Ghengis Khan's yurt as "palatial" and that stuck with me. I've never even seen a normal yurt. My mind cannot even imagine a palatial yurt. I bet it fucked hard.

People on here spreading propaganda that the Iranian government is good...stop.

You are hurting Iranians, Jews, Muslims, Arabs, and more.

The Iranian government does not give a fuck about Palestine. All they are interested in is spreading their power and influence across the Middle East. They even hurled missiles at Al-Aqsa Mosque, which potentially could have destroyed or damaged it if the Iron Dome didn't exist. The only seriously injured victim in Israel was a 7 year old Muslim Bedouin girl. Many Arab countries understand how dangerous the Iranian government is and intercepted some of their missiles.

Iranians have been screaming at the top of their lungs that they don't want war and they are tortured and murdered by their government, but your desire to view the Middle East as a sports match makes you want to root for anyone who is against Israel. The Iranian government literally hosted a Holocaust denial convention in 2006 which included David Duke, one of the former leaders of the KKK. They are not against the Israeli government for the right reasons, but for antisemitic ones. The growing antisemitism in Iran due to their rule drove out thousands of Iranian Jews, many whose only option was to move to Israel.

Please do research before spewing ignorant bullshit that harms everyone. There is no shame in admitting you were misinformed. Peoples' lives are worth more than your bruised ego.

Impressively well calibrated so far.

It's remarkably close but there's actually no good reason for this to be a random sample of tumblr users. E.g. I would expect perverts to share this more widely than non-perverts, and perhaps for pervert tumblr users to be generally more active than the non-perverts.

i think its unfair "Less" went up like 10% after i posted it