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Your brain automatically translates wtf but not lol

I learned in Marketing class that it’s because… when an acronym has a vowel in it, 95% of people automatically read it as a word.

LOL is being read as “lawl” because its having a vowel makes it pronounceable. On the other hand, WTF’s lack of vowels makes the brain see it as non-pronounceable. That’s why most people read “WTF” as the words it actually stands for: “what the fuck”.

The percentage I stated will differ depending on a population’s native language. If your mother tongue is phonetic, meaning the words are read the way they’re spelled, such as in Spanish, then 95%, give or take, applies. But if the opposite is true, like in French where a word’s spelling has absolutely fuck all to do with its pronunciation, then it will surely be lower than 95%.

There’s this global advertising agency called TBWA. The Americans I know who of course speak English, a non-phonetic language, pronounce it as “T-B-W-A” — they read out the letters. But since my friends and I speak Filipino or Spanish, both phonetic languages, we read it as “tib-wa”.

Boromir: I can’t get over how wholesome hobbits are… they’re just such genuinely good and kind people? all of them? they’re so nice and sweet… I think we could all stand to be more like hobbits…

Aragorn, who has on no less than 3 occasions watched hobbits win bar fights in the Prancing Pony by biting their opponents’ balls:

elvish accents

aragorn: a relatively neutral rivendell accént. first learned from hanging out with elladan and elrohir so it’s kind of vulgar some of the time because they’re uhhhhhhhhhhhh teenagers

  • elrond slams the door shut and whirls around to face his children. “who taught aragorn how to say fuck?” he demands. 
  • arwen and the twins eye each other suspiciously because it honestly could have been any one of them

legolas: my url speaks for itself. he’s howdy at best and completely unintelligible at worst.

  • “how are you today?” frodo asks
  • “i’m finer’n frog hair split four ways,” legolas says, baring his teeth in a smile
  • “why can’t you just speak to me in normal elvish like a normal person,” frodo asks, ripping up his a-z elvish dictionary

galadriel: an absolutely disgusting lothlórien accent 

  • aye guv. whats news 

Legolas has no idea how old he is. None.

He has a general, ball park idea of his age, he can (usually) guess it within 20- 30 or so years. But that’s all.

He lost count somehwere in his first thousandth years of life and never bothered to figure it out again.

However, if you ask him his age he will tell you WILDLY different answers that seem to be randomly selected out of thin air.

Pippin: Legolas, how old are you?

Legolas: I am 8987 years.

Aragorn: Okay no, Ada isn’t even 8000 years old yet. Try again.

Legolas: I am 72 years old.

Aragorn: And you certainly arnt younger than me.

Legolas: I am 678 years old.

Aragorn: I also feel like that is incorrect.

Legolas: I am 3000 years old.

Aragorn: Much more plausible, but still, I think, incorrect.

Legolas: I am exactly 8 years old.

Aragorn: why are you the way that you are

Legolas: :)

Overwatch group names are dull as fuck so Im gonna spice it up

high hopes for this one

someone joined, entered the voice chat, and announced in the strongest accent ever

PEETBOOL

Ravenclaw: Give me my wand back!
Slytherin: Or else? What are you going to do? Punch me in the face?
Ravenclaw: Do not provoke me
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and let’s take a moment to appreciate the fact that michelangelo had probably never seen a girl naked and when he want to sculpt or paint them his mentality seems to be “wow, everyone likes women….they must be like…..buff dudes. i love buff dudes. women are buff dudes but with little chest lumps and no wiener”

“nailed it.”

And my personal favorite, Adam and Eve

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he literally painted adam and steve

I am in the absolute SHITTIEST mood right now, but this actually made me laugh out loud. 

The NYC Met museum had an exhibition where a projection of the Sistine chapel was paired with a bunch of Michelangelo’s sketches.

My friends… EVERYONE KNEW HE WAS GAY. He wasn’t even trying to hide it.

He drew portraits of and for his crushes and boyfriends. He had KNOWN lovers and he definitely had a thing for young brawny men.

Historians: “oh, I’m such a genius, this man is referenced as his favourite. His love must have been a lecherous secret. Dirty, perverted, secretive.”

Michelangelo:

I am laughing so much rn bless this

Michelangelo the original “horny on main” artist.

Draco: I have a bad feeling about this
Ron: what do you mean?
Draco: don’t you ever get a small voice in your head that tells you that something is going to get you in trouble?
Harry: No?
Draco: that-that actually explains so much