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using coping skills to go to the grocery store

“Thin brows are back in” “skinny jeans are back” “wolfcuts are out” “this style of eyeshadow is soo trendy right now” “big asses are out, slim figures are in”

Hey do you guys ever make your own decisions or form your own ideas on how you would personally like to look that’s not based around what’s currently being sold to you. Is that not possible

yeah, not working.

Not even with thtat one script that was going around

BABE WAKE UP NEW WORKAROUND DROPPED

fridge stocked 😍 what more does a girl need

love this. genre. of images

My boss was like “Do you have any idea how much money we’re losing” like who cares, it’s not like they would give it to me otherwise

Have our investors tried making coffee at home and not eating out so much?

Unmute !

Every single one of these kittens: “The world is SO BIG and I am SO SMALL and I am not sure what to do with myself but I sure am trying.”

Jonah Hill has been kidnapped and replaced by an Athenian philosopher

I need you to rub your pheromone glands on the voting machines

on it boss :3

the libs have stole my balls?

*solemnly chisels your name into the Vietnam war monument*

my favorite work memory from this store will always be “hey remember when the subway inside the store closed down and they let me take a bunch of their shit for free and now it lives inside my house?”

my life is a joke

netflix is CRAZY if they think i’m about to pay for my own account when i can just p*rate all their shit 😭

ASDFJDKSHSKS

I feel like when Karkat isnt angry he has the most pathetic wet noodle looking face ever, he looks SO sad when he isnt angry and everyone is like "Are u okey???" and he is like "YEAH, WHY TF ARE U ASKING??" because his face is stuck looking like a 3 times divorced man who just lost his job who is close to tears because his dinner just fell into the floor and it makes people worried for him just looking at him

On the other hand i feel like Kanaya neutral face looks like this cat

by: Koichi

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