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There are roughly 400 million pigeons on the planet. There are 5,5 million people in Finland. So if all the pigeons were to attack, they would outnumber the finnish people by slightly more than 70 to 1. To be a bit more exact, every human would have to personally fight off 72 attacking pigeons.
You see this happen every single day at Helsinki Central railway station.
Sorry I never post here but I have something to say
THEY REALLY SAID
That’s all, stay woke fuckers.
twitter was losing its mind and i’m genuinely surprised i haven’t seen this here so uh
enjoy Rick Astley shirting all over Morrisey
Last year… on this day…
two years ago… on this day….
i think the scene where the master watches a childrens stop motion animation and mistakes it for like a found-footage film of aliens is. probably one of the top five scenes in all of doctor who
No one tell them…
i learned that hospitals throughout the NYC area were bracing for maximum capacity on 9/11, only to slowly realize there were very few survivors from the World Trade Center’s collapse (x)
Thisss rroom... Ssso many... sssoftiesss... ssstuffiesss... Not food... tasssted bad...
for my fellow psychotics who struggle with thinking someone is in their house, a method I’ve found that really works are these guys:
i put them on my front door and anytime it opens they ring. that way if i think someone has broken in or i see someone who isn’t there i can think back to if the bells have rung, and if they haven’t i can assure myself it’s not real. obviously it’s not fool proof, like if you are prone to auditory hallucinations, but it has really helped me calm down in time to avoid major psychotic breaks. it’s a real lifesaver
nonpsychotics encouraged to rb
01 – The Game of Rassilon does not involve the excessive drinking of alcoholic beverages.
02 – I will not refer to any TT-capsules as the DeLorean.
03 – Prydonian robes are for formal occasions, not “dressing up like Harry Potter.”
04 – I am not the thirteenth regeneration of Rassilon.
05- The fact that the Eye of Harmony balances all things and does not flux nor wither nor change its state is not a challenge.
06 – I may not “pop down” to Rassilon’s tomb and poke him with a stick to see if he’s really dead.
07 – Small humans are not suitable Otherstide gifts.
08 – My future incarnations may not countermand Cardinal Borusa’s instructions – even if they are the Lord President.
09 – The Hand of Omega is not a sex toy.
10 – Yeti are not for cuddling.
11 – The Seal of Rassilon is not to be tattooed anywhere on my person.
12 – TARDISes do not have flux capacitors.
13 – I may not quote the human, Albert Einstein. Ever.
15 – I am not at risk of a predestination paradox if I hand in my thesis on time.
16 – Ushas’ mice did not eat my thesis.
17 – There is no trouser press of Rassilon.
18 – I may not write explicit homoerotic stories about Rassilon and Omega.
19 – I may not write any stories about Rassilon and Omega.
20 – I am not Lord High President of the Dance Floor.
21 – The Vortex is not to be referred to as “that swirly shiny bendy thing.”
22 – I may not “borrow” time from Cardinal Borusa’s lectures and add it back during
examinations.
23 – Abuse of legal technicalities is not a laughing matter.
24 – The Matrix is not based on any human film and I do not know kung fu.
25 – The Blinovitch Limitation Effect is not to be used for cheap party tricks.
26 – HG Wells is not an acceptable academic reference.
27 – The Chancellory Guard are not to be referred to as “cannon fodder.”
28 – Cardinal Borusa is not amused. Ever.
29 – New students are not to be told that the Eye of Rassilon leads to the magical land of Narnia.
30 – The Web of Time was not constructed by any sort of spider.
31 – Vampires are the mortal enemies of the Time Lords, and they do not sparkle.
32 – I am not a victim of casuality or the “fiendish machinations” of a future self.
33 – It is not all Koschei’s fault.
34 – The Untempered Schism is not to be used for any sort of target practice.
35 – The Celestial Intervention Agency is not “totally bogus.”
36 – I am not allowed to spray-paint the grass green.
37 – The butterfly effect is not responsible for my failure to understand basic quantum mechanics.
38 – My name is not Theodore Logan. Nor is it Bill S. Preston Esquire.
39 – Gallifrey does not need to be saved by the whales.
40 – The transmat is not to be used to remove students from the examination hall, especially not in the middle of an exam.
41 – My nonsensical scribbles are not an obscure dialect of Old High Gallifreyan.
42 – There is no need for me to test the flammability of my Prydonian robes.
43 – A stolen block of validium is not a suitable lab partner.
44 – I will not attempt to resurrect the Pythian cult.
45 – This is not Starfleet Academy and I will not be “boldly going” anywhere.
46 – I have not just escaped from Shada and regenerated to disguise myself as a student.
47 – “Bombs away” is not an appropriate way to announce the completion of any science experiment.
48 – I will not challenge other students to “meet me in the Panoptican at dawn.”
49 – I will not attempt to add a fourth helix to the Gallifreyan genome.
50 – Regenerated Time Lords are not to be referred to as “the vanguard of the zombie hordes.”
51 – Or the Haemovore hordes. Or any hordes, for that matter.
Reblogging because I needed this tonight.
Yes, of course my rats did not eat your thesis, Thete. I’m offended that this has to be on the list. How many times did you make that excuse, I wonder?
(Also this post is utter perfection.)
I didn’t know how much I needed this today
Oh my god every one of these is canon
Sincerely, your local and very busy Borusa kin
You’re incredible, you’re wonderful, and you deserve to be taken seriously and feel comfortable in positivity.
"the ghosts that inhabit this place are more alive than you'll ever be" is an unfairly intense quote to be under a tiktok comment
Yep, worth reblogging everytime I see it.
😳
Do not joke with wife about putting glitter in the loom so the baby turns out sparkly
😰
She will call your mother to yell at you and join her
What do you think nakedness means to Timelords? They don’t seem to be sexual at all and I think they have some sort of touch telepathy, so I assume it would be a way of showing vulnerability? To show they’re trustworthy? Maybe there’s some diplomacy level nakedness? Idk
oh my god, this question is both hilarious and fascinating, thank you for asking -
so: what do we know about time lords? let's list it out.
by comparison, this is slutty:
wrists showing? ankles showing?? collar bones showing??? normal cotton fabrics without shiny bits or brocade patterns or a vest or anything¿??¿? complete scandal
seemingly, this would suggest that the time lords had reservations/cultural taboos about nudity, like the regency-era english - but they were heavily-clothed for different reasons.
i'll explain, but first, let me lay down this foundational point:
okay. so, the time lords arrived at the same conclusion as the victorian english: wear lots of nice fabric and don't you dare ever show skin, you dirty FREAK. but, since:
why are they so... clothed?
because, for the time lords, nakedness is:
TLDR: i'd absolutely say that nudity is diplomatic for time lords. much like a handshake, it signals that you don't have any weapons (unless you're captain jack 👀). however, the associations with nudity are far more convoluted than just that, making it inappropriate for different reasons. unlike humans, it's less about sexuality and more about civility. "naked" also means: uncivilized, unintelligent, childlike, etc., all things that the time lords HATE.
I am violently fighting the adhd impulse to hyperfixate on the extended universe before inevitably dipping out of it when the hyperfixation ends. Thankfully I would have no idea where to begin if i stopped fighting that impulse. The sheer ocean of content could drown several coastal provinces in one night. As such, it sure would be a SUCH shame of you happened to, i dont know, drop any sort of starter's guide typa thing detailing the basic content you'd need to start getting into the eu?? wink wonk
it's a chilly evening in late october. i meet you at the usual spot, just as we agreed, by the fire hydrant on the corner of 5th and Main. my long, taupe overcoat ruffles in a sudden breeze; the faint odors of smoke and aftershave linger on my calloused fingers. i lower my hat to cover my eyes as i pass you, effortlessly slipping you a leather briefcase.
the goods.
ALL of these are free (excluding a Spotify subscription)!
comics:
EDA books:
VNA books:
Eighth Doctor audios:
Scream of the Shalka:
final comments:
thank you to @melodyandpond for these additional collections!
Also: @melodyandpond and I, and some other amazing people, are currently working on writing and distributing transcripts for the Eighth Doctor audios. here is the folder for our project - just check in with @melodyandpond if you'd like to write transcripts with us!
Most timelordy edits to make up for my absence
The little bells on the collars,,, I love them,,,
I’m glad! I headcanon Borusa has a very spoiled fluffy orange cat (named Copper) that he will have students address as “Lord Cardinal” who “helps grade papers” by sitting and purring next to him on his desk. He also is dressed up in a matching collar. (Also Copper bit Theta Sigma, and Drax on multiple occasions and almost ate one of Ushas’ pet rats) .
