ha!

if i accidentally ran across Deliver Us on spotify and then subjected myself to listening to the soundtrack on repeat for five hours, i think it is only fair that you do too.

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Grammys don't matter unless they make miss thee stallion smile like that then they do matter

you can't even celebrate the ides of march in true spirit, stabbing someone with your 23 closest friends, because coronavirus has all large public gatherings banned 😔😔

Exy trade cards are definitely a thing. And I’m LIVING for it.

you know how there are like baseball and football cards? And they are super popular? College and Pro? Like every teen boy has collected football cards at some point?

Something about Andrew Minyard scowling on a Exy card with all his insane stats on the back makes me veryyyy happy.

Can someone pls draw the foxes on Exy cards?

Kids fighting over Andrew's and Aaron's cards because the twinyards have separate fanbases

Neil having Andrew's in his wallet

we come to tumblr bc we were all told we’re offputting in real life

wheres that 4chan screenshot about being a chad irl but i have mental illness so im stuck here with all of you incels

robert pattinson.. robert pattinson.

tfw being gay affects all of ur life decisions down to ice cream choices

this is still one of the most relateable comics ive EVER seen about being gay

Cancer moodboard

“An antique store after the rain. A transparent projector containing a diagram of the body proportioned to an euler spiral. Along the bottom, in marker that has long soaked into the page, is written “There are no lies more sublime than the ones we tell ourselves“

Inspired by Signs and Dreams by @normal-horoscopes​

Miss Piggy and Dolly Parton

A-frame houses

Betty #46

Like vinigar, it ages alike red wine vinegar

New definition of gritty reboot: the story is exactly the same, but one main character has been replaced by Gritty.

#pride & prejudice (via @mylordshesacactus)

#but who would be gritty?#darcy’s too obvious so that’s out#elizabeth has phenomenal comedic potential#so does lady catherine de bourgh#NO WAIT I’VE GOT IT:#MRS. BENNET

Jane. All the dialogue about how she’s objectively the prettiest and sweetest sister with the most delicate manners and constitution and has trouble expressing her emotions especially when in love remain 100% unchanged.

Meanwhile, Jane “Gritty” Bennet is in the background of the shot in a 100% period-accurate dress, throwing Mr Collins through a window.

Pride and Extreme Prejudice

The responses to this post just keep getting better. 

@lone-gunwoman-of-the-week

Mr. Darcy: You are dancing with the only handsome girl in the room.

Meanwhile:

Mr. Bingley: She is the most beautiful creature I have ever beheld.

Someone please draw this I’m in physical pain

This gave me a low grade migraine thank you so much

Yea I don't really remember the words but then it goes

SECRET TUNNEEELLLL