A half-feral hero, a monster king, a bastard prince, and an open world. Bound by destiny, they save or slay one another, an endless cycle of death and rebirth. When the Moonlight Monster rises, the Starlight Hero is Astielle’s only hope. Unfortunately, she’s a little busy with her rock collection.

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Astielle is a free webnovel about the Starlight Hero (Minnow), her nemesis the Moonlight Monster (King Karzarul), and his nemesis the Sunlight Heir (Prince Leonas). It is an endless reincarnation cycle enemies-to-lovers speedrun and slow burn about trying to avoid the main quest by doing every possible sidequest instead. It's about trying to get your friend away from his shitty family and into your polycule instead. It is over 200k words, and almost 40k of them are a flashback to completely different characters thousands of years before the main story. A lot of readers tell me it is very funny, or that it made them cry. It was supposed to be PWP. It is a hot fucking mess in progress.

"You shouldn't let her eat rocks," Ari said.

"If she wants to eat a rock," Leonas said, "there is nothing on this or any other plane of existence that I can do to stop her from eating the fucking rock."

"I spit it back out," Minnow said. She was regretting ever telling him about the rock. "Can we move on, please? I would like to move on."

Astielle features:

Farming | Fishing | Cooking | Fast-travel | Monster-fucking | Murder | Extremely round pigs | Extremely small chickens | A mystery-solving teen | Traveling bards | Gratuitous face-fucking | The homeowner's association | Magical dreams | Zombies | Nihilism as a coping mechanism for undiagnosed depression | Politics | Using a sword as an all-purpose adventuring tool | Tax evasion | At least one monster gangbang | Spider's Gorge | Pirates | Unreliable narrators | Incorrect historical records | The looming specter of religious nationalism | Churros

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moonsidesong

don't panic buy games because of the eshop shutdown!!!! the memes are not lying It is genuinely very easy to hack your 3ds!!! please do it!!!!

3ds.hacks.guide

(don't follow video guides they are very often outdated and it's easier to make mistakes that way. this guide is very detailed with step by step instructions and they even have a support server in the event you have any trouble! i understand it might seem intimidating but risks of bricking or banning are very minimal at this point you will be glad you did it)

moonsidesong

also you might have heard around you need a certain eshop app to homebrew, this was Once true but is now FALSE as the current method does NOT require any existing app.

so if you don't have time right now, don't worry! you will still be able to after the eshop shutdown. there is not a time limit for being able to hack your 3ds.

moonsidesong

HEY!!!!! NEWS!!!!! (as of may 22 2023)

nintendo just released version 11.17.0 for the 3DS, and it breaks pretty much every known hacking method from my understanding, but doesn't seem to break any existing CFW.

if you HAVE NOT yet hacked your system, don't update until you have.

if you HAVE hacked your system, double check your current version of Luma3DS by holding start or select on startup. if you have v11.0 or later, it is safe to update! (if you have v10.0 or earlier, update Luma before updating your system!)

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parasocialanxiety

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chewbaccas-toes asked:

I saw your post about only being able to buy Medcline from Amazon. I looked it up and found that you can also buy them from their site for single payments https://medcline.com/ I hope I'm not the hundredth person to send you this

yeah on the website it's $249+$20 shipping instead of the $269+free shipping on amazon

and i guess you can do the shop pay payment plan if you want but i'm not clear if that charges interest, i went with the amazon one because i already had a card with a zero interest option

#original #i can afford $269 in parts but not all at once #i mean maybe i could but emotionally i can't handle that

rotting-possum

No thoughts.

Only Jeane-Pierre Gibrat illustration of women.

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supermodelcats

goodnightguys

me when im in an Area

teathattast

That's a guy alright

moonliched

and brother he is in a Place

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wintery-star

found this INCREDIBLY powerful pic of miss piggy from her 1983 calendar

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Anonymous asked:

finally reading wayne enterprises and i'd almost forgotten that bruce bought an old kansas soda company for Gay reasons so now that i've been reminded i must thank you for the gift of your long con slow-burn superbat in saih because it's so fucking good

GIF by gifs-of-puppets

#original #ficblogging

kaskuni asked:

lowkey tempted to write a batshit insane serial-numbers-filed-off-destiel-fanfic now and submit it to my agent lmao...

DO IT

#original #I SUPPORT YOU WHOLEHEARTEDLY

unpretty

learning from the reblogs of that post that there's a lot of people out there under the impression that "kill your darlings" means "kill your characters" and that's the funniest possible interpretation of that phrase

unpretty

since a couple people sent asks: it means you can't be precious about your own writing when the time comes to edit. sometimes you will write a really good scene, or a really good line, or a really good description. it will be your new favorite thing you've ever written. the kind of thing you want to post on tumblr attributed to "the book i haven't written yet" because it's just that good. but when the whole thing is done and you're reading it over, it just. it doesn't actually work. it stands out like a sore thumb. it fucks up the pacing, or maybe once you've really got a handle on characters you realize it's ooc. "kill your darlings" is about learning to delete those bits, even though they're really good, because they're making the work as a whole worse.

... but a lot of people i know don't actually delete them because it's 2023 and you can just cut and paste them into a different document titled "bits" until you write something where they'll fit. and sometimes it actually does fit in the work, but you tried to put it in the wrong place or in the mouth of the wrong character. but learning that you can put a lot of excellent paragraphs together to make a story that's worse than the sum of its parts is the important part.

#original #it gets attributed all over but it's old advice

michaelnordeman

In the garden. Värmland, Sweden (May 10, 2020).

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unpretty

Anonymous asked:

hey. Please link the pillow? 😢

unpretty answered:

i am going to use an amazon affiliate link but if you would rather look it up elsewhere, i support you. if you can find it cheaper literally anywhere, get that one. if you can find a bootleg please tell me because i looked for months before giving in and buying this fucking pillow. if you think you can get away with making your own out of foam, go for it. if your work gives you an HSA/FSA you can buy it with that, but you cannot get health insurance to reimburse you for it (i checked). i had to buy this fucking pillow with a goddamn payment plan. a pillow payment plan. nothing will make you question your life choices like needing a payment plan for a fucking pillow.

anyway it's called the medcline.

i have horrible acid reflux but ended up basically never using my bed wedge when i finally got one because trying to side sleep on a cheapo wedge is a nightmare. on multiple occasions i have slept so wrong i couldn't turn my neck for days. one time i fucked up my shoulder so bad i couldn't sleep on that side for a week. i have no idea how i pulled that off but clearly i have invented some advanced sleep failure techniques. as near as i can tell my sleeping body defaults to the family guy death pose, which is not ergonomic. so i bought the goddamn armhole pillow and figured if it didn't work i'd return it.

my side of the bed is a fortress now. when i pull the duvet up it looks like ferris bueller is trying to convince someone he's sick. the big curling body pillow looks like i killed clippy to sleep inside his corpse. when i am getting ready for bed it looks like i'm plugging myself into some kind of pod. it's so fucking dumb. i am sleeping great and no longer falling asleep to the taste of bile and waking up with a fucked up neck. my hips don't hurt. i can't return it. i can't go back to the before times. i'm so mad about it.

moyaofthemist

This is the post that finally reduced my migraine. I tried literally everything—including shots—and nope. It was this post that did it. I had a 7-9 out of 10 migraine from June 2022 to April 2023. One medication put me in the ER. (‘I need to do a cognitive assessment’ ‘…’ ‘I want you to go to the ER’ <— BAD DAY)

I saw this post. Saw a comment saying it helped with their headaches. Compared the price tag to a year of medications that did fuck-all.

My neck hurts less. My hip basically doesn’t hurt at all. My migraine dropped to 4-6 and then 3-5. Then 2-4. Now it’s no longer constant.

I will fold myself into Clippy’s corpse every night for the rest of my life. I GUESS.

unpretty

A TEN MONTH MIGRAINE holy shit

#original #i'm so glad this post managed to help someone but also omg i'm so sorry #welcome to the club (of people who resent their expensive pillows)

charlesoberonn

I’m sorry. Your url is amazing. But you’re still a bot.

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teacupmotif

the new pornbots’ url game is INSANE. complicit-rotting and warmmourning you would have done numbers if you were real

rtz669

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pikaole

[ iMessage / LINE ver 1 ver 2 / Telegram]

pikaole

pikaole’s bird sticker pack updated~

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remanence-of-love

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lasmaracuyas

I confront [white guilt] every year, about a month into my course on racism, among [white] students who come to me in tears because they cannot deal with the racism that goes on in their families or their home towns or their student residences. Their tears are the result of genuine anguish, care, and a desire to learn and to change. I confront similar attitudes among my colleagues, and I am similarly gratified by their concern. But those who experience white guilt need to learn three things:

1) People of colour are generally not moved by their tears, and may even see those tears as a self-indulgent expression of white privilege. It is after all a great privilege to be able to express one’s emotion openly and to be confident that one is in a cultural context where one’s feelings will be understood.

2) Guilt is paralysing. It serves no purposes; it does no good. It is not a substitute for activism.

3) White guilt is often patronizing if it leads to pity for those of colour. Pity gets in the way of sincere and meaningful human relationships, and it forestalls the frankness that meaningful relationships demand. White guilt will not change the racialized environment; it will only make the guilty feel better.

“Women of Colour in Canadian Academia,” Audrey Kobayashi

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