@dave-strider-irl replied to your post “*You’re a doctor and I limp into your practice* Dr. Owen! Dr. Owen! (That’s you by the way) I sprained my ankle! Oh it hurts so…”
How do you sprain a carotid artery?
When you’re having sex and one of your partners sneezes
(there’s only a little blood and that’s OK because the artery is so close to the surface of the skin)
No I’m pretty sure that’s not true. That’s more of a Shitload Of Blood situation. Or really an All Of Your Blood circumstance.v
It’s important to remember that the boundary between “a lot” and “a shitload” is fuzzy








