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AGE OF THE GEEK BABY

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19 | any pronouns | autistic | adhd | aroace | house/wilson/cuddy polyamory truther | autistic alec yes but also autistic magnus | isaac henderson stan | destiel ok but hear me out sabriel is better | ineffable husbands is a qpr fight me | ed nygma is my gender | consider: baby daddy but ben wheeler doesn’t exist | t4t steddie but I never watched stranger things | vigilante being autistic is canon don’t come for me | chris pine is the best chris pass it on | Edge of Seventeen (1998) is my comfort movie | literally so many fandoms it hurts |

I love how confidently JQ claimed that Eddie would be lead vocals and lead guitar of CC then later said he can't sing.

Poor CC, someone get this band a proper vocalist no wonder they're stuck in dive bars!!

Preferably get one with great hair and pretty moles, maybe.

you’re SO right op, i fucking love ‘steve joining CC hcs’ because keery can SING like that man is insanely good (and i’m not just saying that because Djo was my number 1 on spotify wrapped this year…)

just… eddie walking into steve’s because they planned to hang out, but steve isn’t in the living room… or the kitchen… or by the pool…

so he decides to try steve’s room, yet, before he even makes it to the door, he hears it.

singing, coming through the closed bathroom door - steve’s voice, rough yet melodic, harmonising along with springsteen.

eddie stops in awe, leaning his ear up against the door as steve croons along.

it’s like a lightbulb goes off.

eddie knows he isn’t the best singer, but he’s the only one in the band confident enough to frontman, and the rest of the band knows that - of and when they finally draw a bigger crowd - they’ll immediately assume the singer to be the frontman. eddie - with his loud, energetic personality was the perfect choice to lead the band… too bad he can’t hold a tune.

but steve, wonderful, beautiful, angelic voiced steve, would be the perfect addition to the band.

the shower shuts off.

eddie leans against the wall opposite the door, waiting. steve’s hair routine takes longer than he remembers… he’s there for a while…

when steve opens the door, wrapped only in a towel, he jumps a foot in the air.

“jesus, ed’s! how long have you been waiting there?”

“didn’t know you could sing like that, sweetheart.”

a pretty blush works it’s way down steve’s cheeks.

“i can’t really. I was just humming along.”

eddie shakes his head, taking a step into steve’s space. his breath hitches.

“you should swing by corroded’s next rehearsal. jam with us a little.”

steve shakes his head. “nah, i’m no fit for a metal hand.”

eddie hums. “we’ll see”

it takes a few weeks, but eventually steve shows up. once they hear him sing, the corroded boys are desperate to replace eddie’s voice with his. eddie even moreso.

and when corroded coffin makes it big - eddie and steve lead the band together - a ‘front duo’. one in his usual metal get up, the other in blue jeans and a springsteen crop top.

sorry i’m on the bus rn and i felt like riffing :)

Steve who keeps using famous rockstar Eddie Munson’s DMs as a place to store notes for himself (grocery lists and to-dos) because he knows Eddie will never see any of that.

Until the day he does see it and asks if Steve remembered to buy onions. It turns out Eddie’s been reading Steve’s lists for months

the relief wayne feels when he finds out eddie and that steve boy are dating. not because eddie loves that boy so fuckin’ much and it was a struggle watching him live with the belief it was unrequited.

no.

it was a relief because eddie is 22 years old and wayne’s time to embarrass his boy to his boyfriend has finally come.

the absolute horror in eddie’s eyes when he whipped his head around when he heard the words, “so steve…have i ever told you about the time eddie had an complete meltdown after he brought a opossum in the house…”

Every other episode House is literally just out there loudly proclaiming the most unsubtle limp-wristed shit like "I carnally desire James Wilson from oncology and I wish he'd just take me out for a goddamn candle-lit dinner at a French bistro" and everyone just goes "Greg please be fucking serious" before shoving shit in his face like diagnostic charts and court papers and it's just. It's so fucking funny how he's just been dead-serious from the start he's got the most potent case of boy-who-cried-homo and it's taking me the fuck out

you guys dont understand like sure eliot is my baby girl my comfort character. but parker? shes more than that. i would die for her. i love her so much. shes does anything and im like “thats my girl” she could kill me and i would let her.