everybody acts like dazai joining the ada with no resume or recorded history is the outlier among ada employees but their main hiring requirement is basically a glorified vibe check. the founding detective was kicked out of the police academy. their second employee was a war criminal. they hire orphanage rejects with bounties who have no formal education. a random farm kid became a detective. a child assassin. whatever the hell tanizaki has going on. honestly i'm pretty sure kunikida is the only ada employee who knows what a resume even is.

also in dazai's entrance exam, fukuzawa could've said "if you think dazai is a threat, call me, and we'll handle it like a normal workplace." instead he was just like "if you sense bad vibes shoot his ass" which is not how most businesses operate, i think.

Why can't gay people in bsd say normal things like "I love you" or "I have romantic feelings for you."

reblog if your name isn't Amanda.

We’ll find you Amanda.

this has almost 11 million notes what is this

I’ve never seen this post once in 10 years on this site

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

I’ve never even heard of this before tho??? Wtf??????????

oh my god, I didn’t think there were any surviving versions of this post left

For those who weren’t around in the Deep Lore times, this is one of the relics of the editable post era. This post has THE SINGLE HIGHEST NOTES of ANY post on this site, bar none, but with more than a dozen variations. Every single post you’ve ever seen with more than 3 million notes has been a different version of this one.

This is the “Dean’s Gym Shorts” post. This is the Flubber post. This is the original “Reblog if you support gay people” post. it was ALL of them. before half the site got nuked, it had even more notes than it has now - at one point, well over 15 million, and that was years ago.

This, with no exaggeration, is the ONE TRUE heritage post

World Heritage Post

something something breaching containment

this site has one setting

I’m laughing, but there’s a super useful corollary, which my husband calls “the Red Balloon.” He was a defense lawyer and had a fair number of drug addicts come through, and there is a thing where if you’re like, on your first offense, they’ll do a thing where you can go to treatment and if you complete it they’ll take the conviction off your record.  And he would tell his clients, “Look, everyone’s going to tell you not to do drugs. They’re going to say it over and over again. And it’s like, if people tell you not to think of a white elephant, you’re going to think of a white elephant. But the trick to not thinking about a white elephant is to think of a red balloon. So you need to find your red balloon. For some people it’s yoga. For others it’s woodworking. For some people it’s scrapbooking or gardening or any of a long list of things to do. They focus on that, it’s a lot easier to succeed in ignoring the white elephant.” So yeah, “watch yourself” is one thing… but the better idea is to watch something else. (Even if it’s fanfic about werewolves fucking.)

It’s a form of productive dissociation, and is super, super helpful. It’s easy for me to get bogged down in how much pain I’m in… but some of the most painful periods of my life have also been the most productive, writing-wise, because writing is one of my red balloons. 

There is a phrase I use A LOT in my parenting and my son gets very sick of it, but it’s true:

The thing you practise is the thing you get good at.

You may not intentionally be practicing “being grumpy” but if you don’t put effort into practicing “not being grumpy” then I’m afraid that’s what you’re doing. It’s hard! It’s really hard! Sometimes, for some things, it’s pretty much impossible and that sucks!

But being carefully aware that you are going to get good at the things you do most of is a good way to be more careful of what those things are. If that makes sense.

You gotta appreciate sometimes how tumblr works in such a way that everyone who wants to reblog this interesting or useful psychological advice is also forced to reblog the thing about werewolf fucking

What, like we mind?

[Image descriptions in order: a tweet by @CryptoSeneca “Seneca” which says “Easy to spot a yellow car when you are always thinking of a yellow car.

Easy to spot opportunity when you are always thinking of opportunity.

Easy to spot reasons to be mad when you are always thinking of being mad.

You become what you constantly think about. Watch yourself.”]

[A tag which says #hm. time to constantly think about getting fucked by a pack of werewolves.]

I think one of the major reasons that Gojo still continues teasing & messing with Utahime is due to the changes that came with Geto's betrayal.

Until now Satoru Gojo had been this carefree teenager at the Jujutsu High, with one person who could match his beat and even put him in his place.

But the moment Suguru is gone, the world has changed drastically. And even as Gojo tries to cling to his sanity, to the little things he didn't cherish before..he notices everyone's just taken a different road.

Yu Haibara is dead.

Nanami has dropped being a Sorcerer.

Shoko has buried herself in her medical field.

Gone are the reckless days of youth. And notice how much Gojo stresses on the fact that no one should take away the youth from the young.

So even as Gojo moves forward, becomes a teacher to shape the coming generations, the one thing that hasn't changed is his unusual bond with Utahime. He still riles her up and she still fires back with the same vehemence. She is the one constant he still has in his life as the honored one and i think he wants to hold onto that.

he’s fine

New meme reformats just dropped!

Samsplaining

Taliesin does Nah/Maybe

Matt Holding Hot Dog Over Head

Liam Hiding His Pain

Sam tricks Matt into outing himself as a swinger on stream.

Cute Doge

One Does Not Simply

Salt Bae

Matthew Yelling At Samuelshanks

Ways to refluff Vicious Mockery

From the straight-up "I love you and I will fix this" Laerryn says through the ring of masks to the "Your husband looks afraid" that Brennan describes after Laerryn allows herself to be grappled to "My wife will be right here to save us" that Loquatius tells Nydas as life leaves him...

How divorced would you rate these two idiots?

Following my basic rules cheat sheet (also tagged 'For DND newbies'), here are the Artificer, Barbarian, Bard and Blood Hunter cheat sheet. These are super basic things meant to be printed in A5. PDF version can be made available on demand. Still no ID because I have no idea how the fuck to describe this more than I just did.

Please reblog if you find this useful :)

Continuing the classes cheat sheets with Clerics, Druids, Fighters and Monks! All ressources for newbies (including a link to PDF versions) are now linked in a pinned post at the top of my blog.

The actual last Class Cheat Sheets! Thank you to @theemucat and @theheirofashandfire for spotting the absence of the Rogue and Ranger classes, respectively. I'm going to go with the excuse the internet kindly provided me and say they rolled a 30+ on their stealth roll :P

The Little Book of Level 1 is now back on the google drive (see my pinned post), where you can also find "Everything you need to know to survive your first game with the 5th edition" and "Conditions, conditions, conditions!".

Season 2 Trivia | SHADOW AND BONE

#the bffs i never knew i needed

Blame @2impostors and @thegreyhunt on twitter

Image description: Screencap of a tumblr conversation followed by two art panels.

The tumblr conversation is a post from weather-peen who says “never trust a person who talk to their pets in their normal voice.” There is a reply from trixiespads: “NOT TRUE before my nephew leaves my home he always looks my dog straight in the eye and says ‘Delilah. You are a wonderful woman. Have a good day.”

First panel, which overlaps with the screenshot, shows Vex’aliah, a half-elf woman in leather armor and braids. She is nose-to-nose with her bear, Trinket, with her hands smooshing his cheeks. Her speech bubble is a heart shape with little flowers around the words. She says “Trinket darling You have a good day alright- I love you so much my big strong bear!!”. Trinket’s ears are forward and he is smiling. On Vex’s other side stands Percy, a human male with a fancy coat and goggles. He is smiling.

In the second panel, only Percy and Trinket are present. Percy says “Trinket- you are a very strong and dignified gentleman. Take care of the house and yourself.” Trinket’s ears are back and he has a serious smile, and motion lines (and text) show that he is nodding.

/ID