when i say my gender changes to the tune of the bit i mean a man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do and if he can’t then god forbid women do anything
why does my caladium act like she is starving for light. hang on
every day i ahve to reposition the damn lamp cuz she’s dead set on sticking her first leaf Right The Fuck In There and i don’t want her to burn. but every day i come home from work and she has closed the distance anyway. bestie PLEASE cooperate with me
i finally caved and moved her to the windowsill but this has clearly not satisfied her because she still presses that leaf RIGHT up against the glass
apparently instead of actually growing new leaves in order to increase her light intake she’s decided that these are PERFECT conditions to flower in
BABYGIRL YOU HAVE ONE LEAF PLEASE
My friend sent me this screencap from reddit and I can't get over how normal this reply would feel on tumblr
uncle-beanbag
That jump is the funniest shit
it took me a LONG time to work out that this is “life on a boat” and not like, “physics just said fuck you today”
So THAt’s what sailors mean by sea legs
something about reference frames
there’s a reason traditional sailing vessels had hammocks instead of bunk beds.
reblog for noises
I would download tiktok if it was only cat pov
Better than most tv
I choose to believe that the meows are standard fare vlogger commentary, but spoken in cat.
my step mom was asking me more questions about the nonbinary thing and after talking to me for a bit, she said "oh, so youre a rosé! not a chardonnay transitioning to a merlot, just your own unique type" which was such a middle aged white woman way to frame it, but i cannot lie gang. it did make me want to cry
ever since i was a little girl i always wanted to be unemployed
Literally such a funny concept
This is better than all Black mirrors combined.
Happy martin birthday
"oh but your favorite shows are going to be delayed by the strikes" my favorite shows consistently get cancelled after 2 excellent seasons bc of the exploitive corporate greed that these strikes are fighting against
"what about all the great new content that's not getting made" what about all the great content that never got made bc the quality of tv plummeted back in 2007--when studios refused to negotiate and replaced writers with reality tv? what great new content are they gonna come up with by replacing writers with AI bots?
studios care about viewership not quality. if you want quality, you need creators & creatives who are respected, rested, well-compensated, and well-treated. because humans do their best work--creative and otherwise--without abusive employers constantly tightening a noose around their throats.
imagine how incredible modern media could be if its passionate creators weren't being constantly sabotaged & traumatized by their working conditions. focus on that
They should invent a job that i actually want to do
I love it when semi trucks come to a stop and let that little fart out
It’s so hard being a silly goose in this anti-whimsy society
