Baby armadillo.
Humans will pet anything.
How wonderful, then, to live on a planet full of creatures that like to be petted!
It truly is.
There’s nothing as disappointing as thinking Under Pressure is about to play but it turns out to be Ice Ice Baby.
Why can’t I stop watching this
I swear to god I’ve watched this like fifty times and I can’t stop laughing
He l p m e
I forgot I reblogged this to my main and I’m dYING
Attracted to: Confidence, Integrity, Honesty, Authenticity, Generosity, Energy
Unattracted to: Cockiness, Selfishness, Laziness, Greed, Inconsistency
Secret: Gems secretly love being the center of attention, but will pretend and show otherwise
Truth: Gems are truly softies, wrapped up in a hard, tough outer shell that many people cannot break. They have tough skin, and will fight until fighting is impossible
Motto: “You’re either with me or not. I have no time to wait, and will have no problem leaving you behind.”
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There must be so many unused “before” photos from failed diet attempts.
The “&” symbol looks like a person dragging their butt across the floor…
Brushing your teeth is the only time you clean your skeleton.
Prinz Pi (via deutschrap-zitate)
Roast the fuck out of them. Being family doesn’t mean you ever have to be okay with that shit.
*slow clapping at the dad*
I always reblog this.
