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twitter is broken today 😭 are there any other ways that people search for anthologies to apply to?

might not be broken actually! Might be working as intended!

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1675187969420828672?t=Vz-o-KCqBCFe4Yn5InM-YQ&s=19

OH FUCK! okay twitter is dead, that’s amazing. this is a death blow. does he not understand that the platform relies on addictive doom scrolling, and that people actively want to quit but can’t because it activates all the right brain chemicals? this is wonderful for me at least, with Elon’s help I can finally kick this particular addiction.

Computer please show me robots gay kiss. Please.

Please.

hi im the computer. you're getting that :)

Somewhere in the cloud, Saint Turing is smiling down on you and your request.

robots gay kiss real :]

"Bedroom eyes" yeah man, hes a sleepy guy, the sleepiest guy in the world, takes a nap anywhere no problem, he also has neurodiverse in the head. You wish you were him.

SOUND ON. TRUST ME ON THIS ONE

i need to recreate this truck i saw with my eyes while driving on the highway today gimme a sec

it was like this

found a pic on reddit. 10/10 for accuracy

"Why don't people recognize Link in TOTK" bc everyone imagines the legendary swordsman to be built like Ganondorf and Link doesn't bother correcting anyone bc being hailed as a hero is like on the bottom of his priorities, which are topped by things like "Bake one of every pie"

Rando farmer: They say that once the noble hero of legend passed by this very village! Isn't that wonderful to imagine, genderfluid stranger?

Link, 5'6" with 2" heels and wearing a backless dress suspiciously stained with blood: no yeah that's wild

"Wouldn't they recognize him bc he's with Zelda" Everyone interacting with Zelda was like "Wow, the princess!! The princess who saved Hyrule is here, talking to us! Plus some guy with three sets of pronouns who's building a bomb but more importantly The Princess!! Wow!!"

Zelda keeps coming across spare genders she doesn't need and Link follows behind scooping them all up off the ground like a starving trash possum

Someone uses an unfamiliar pronoun around Zelda, and she hears the item pickup sound come from Link

Who want to see a tiny cat with big sad eyes

Let's fuckin go

This is Ori she's tiny and sad

KIGGY

Pequeño pero matón

do i hav e to

do i HAVE to draw feet

what a beautiful view from up here

moodboard

Mirage is exclusively referred to with she/her (by Hakita and in 2-S) and refers to herself as a girl a couple times, making her the only machine to explicitly use binary pronouns/terms. that being said, every other machine is referred to with only one set of pronouns in-game (it/its) as well, but "use" any/all; no reason she'd be an exception. all things considered, she's probably a she/it/any sort of situation

most sexual things that are not sex:

-surgery

-inside of computers

-chess

-winter storm warnings

literally nothing funnier than a newly born aquatic mammal realizing they've been cursed to live in water

so apparently i have astigmatism NOT cataracts and my first thought was "holy shit my fifth favorite undertale enemy!!!"

what did y(ENORMOUS CRASH)

this is one of those pictures that keeps telling a story the more you look at it

This is a NO GIMMICK ACCOUNT ZONE

If your shit is called something like "we-rate-posts," YOU ARE NOT WELCOME. GO HOME

I disagree

There's a tension here that's really interesting to observe. The OP is almost a call to action for gimmick blogs, inviting attention despite the contradiction. It comes across as almost tsundere, doesn't it?

The call is answered by the perfect gimmick blog, calling out the contradiction by way of simple disagreement. The response is teasing and even domineering in the way it recontextualizes the entire post. It is the punchline, the center of attention, but wouldn't exist without the original setup.

While it seems like this post could be seen as a negative interaction, I think it's actually quite cute. It shows the kind of playful back and forth that could occur between two flirty girls.

Conclusion: This is yuri.

AHHHHHHHHH OW

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Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

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ok.