JOHN LA FARGE Water Lily Oil on Panel 9″ x 8.5″

Me: Hey bro can you pass me the eggs

Bro: Sure thing dude

We: 

good morning. egg post

computer. send the egg image to my rabbi

draw some fat elves you cowards you tepid fools

okay

yes good 

Hope it’s not too late to join the elf pudge party

Did someone say fat elves…?

@bace-jeleren, have you seen these high quality elves yet?

I haven’t seen the third elf and let me say that this post just keeps getting better and better!

beep

hello yes i would like to add some chubby elves (whut about them dude elves tho)

inktober day 10

cool propt dude

God I fucking love this post and it gets better and better with every fat elf

This is the best thing

@bace-jeleren have you seen these new additions?

1. I love this post probably more than I love myself

2. I love that people always think to tag me whenever they see it because every time, there’s a new fat elf!!!!!

Okay but this is why I want body sliders in WoW.

my round son

These made me smile.  Always assumed I was too heavy to play an elf.  Now I know I was wrong.

WoW body sliders might tempt me to play again tbh

Could I offer you some beautiful fat elves in these troubled times?

I found a pun that works in both English and Spanish

Where do cats go when they die? Purrgatory.

¿De dónde van los gatos cuando mueren? Purgatorio.

Dude it works also in Italian! ‘Dove vanno i gatti quando muoiono? Nel purGATTOrio’

could also work in french: “où vont les chats quand ils meurent? Au purCHATtoire”

The ultimate pun

IT ALSO WORKS IN PORTUGUESE

“Para onde os gatos vão quando morrem? Para o purGATOrio”

WE HAVE ACHIEVED PEAK PUN

The pun heard ‘round the world. 

This is what we’ve all been waiting for.

Lipstick lady beetle, Cheilomenes bidentata, Coccinellidae

Found in South Africa

Photos by tonyrebelo

makima 🫀

she’s up as a print!

When they're all excited and fucking cute about their obsession and you can see it clearly in their face

A beautiful grey American crow (Corvus brachyrhynchos) [x]

红月 / Red Moon (Detail) - Huang Guangjian

GUIANAN COCK-OF-THE-ROCK (Rupicola rupicola)

Not only is this bird’s name ridiculous, but it looks ridiculous too. I mean, come on. Any animal that looks as if it’s got a piece of orange for a head has to be questioned. It is rather fetching though.

Being one of the two extant species in the genus Rupicola (the other being the Andean cock-of-the-rock), the name cock-of-the-rock is a rather literal description for the bird’s habit of nesting on rocky cliff sides, whereas ‘cock’ is probably referencing its cock-like appearance. Funnily enough, some of this bird’s vocalisations have been described as chicken-like, whilst others liken their calls to a rubber duck being strangled!

Florence and The Machine, from “Back In Town“