My roommate doesn't know Transformers so I decided to make her a quick guide of the most important characters. I threw in a couple of favorites for the hell of it.

Tag yourself. I'm a combination of Deceptimom and Sassmaster M.D.

Now with Part 2!

https://shisabun-art.tumblr.com/post/662176934030082048/professional-couch-gremlin

This is my first time drawing dratchet 2 months ago😭

Unreliable narrator

I need everyone to know that the ship Götheborg, the world's largest ocean-going wooden sailing ship, answered a distress call the other day.

Imagine waiting for the coast guard or whatever to show up and instead a replica of 18th century merchant ship pulls up and tows you to the coast.

wifi down, gotta reboot 😔

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now obviously if Maul l had managed to shut up for once and Ahsoka had agreed to work with him they still probably wouldn’t have gotten back in time to stop Anakin from doing anything monumentally stupid and order 66 from happening, but they might have gotten back in time to meet Anakin when he marched on the temple, and I, personally, think there would be nothing funnier than Ahsoka seeing Anakin and Anakin seeing Ahsoka and Maul and both of them going “You’re working with the sith! >:o” at the exact same time

Literally this

Obi-Wan: [desperately trying to hail the jedi temple]

Maul: "Kenobi! Finally!”

Obi-Wan: “What—Why—”

Maul: “Look, to be blunt, the situation here is spiraling and I’m getting sick of killing puppets while your little brood bickers—when am I getting my vengeance?”

Obi-Wan: 

Obi-Wan: “Why are you answering this line?”

Maul: “Is that really important right now? Aren’t you more concerned with—”

Obi-Wan: “Answer the question!”

Maul: “Ugh. Because SOME people are too focused on their little squabbles to notice the GALAXY BURNING TO ASH”

Anakin: “I TOLD YOU TO STAY OUT OF THIS!”

Ahsoka: “Wait, wait—who are you talking to?”

Obi-Wan: “Ashoka? Anakin? Are you alright? What’s going on there? Why are you with Maul?”

Anakin: “SHE’S WORKING WITH HIM!”

Obi-Wan: “That’s absurd—I’m sure there’s a reasonable explanation for whatever she’s done. Anakin, please, things are bad enough already—my men have turned on me and I need your help. Take a deep breath and calm down before you do anything rash.”

Ahsoka: “Oh we’re well past that point.”

Smooching notes~!

So the people on Twitter seemed to find my notes very useful, So I am sharing them to you guys as well

have fun!

robot to cat communication :+) based on a fav image of all time of him

Nuclear reactor being forged

The dwarves have stopped fucking around.

There’s something extra special about seeing something so much bigger than you and so technologically advanced being forged.

The funniest thing you could do in any new outer space adventure / exploration media is have someone invite the ship's medic to the bridge and they'd be like "fuck no, I'm the main doctor for a whole crew, come see me if you break an arm or something, good luck exploring the surface of the Planet Made of Angry Poison Gas Clouds, With Teeth, Who Love the Flavor of Human Flesh or whatever the fuck it is, adios, see you in the canteen maybe, maybe not I'm fuckin busy." And you just barely ever see that character again.

Bruce Wayne, sitting in a cute eco-friendly cafe while on a video call with Tim: Oh Noooo, are you sure there’s no way the board of directors will let us get rid of this old decrepit Wayne Factory building that is unsafe for our workers and also for the surrounding environment?

CEO Tim, with equal gravitas: No, I’m afraid they just won’t budge. It technically meets legal requirements on paper, and we can’t prove that the chemicals affecting the local ecosystem are from the out-of-date drainage system… they’re saying it would cost too much to fix the place up too, which is ridiculous, because we’re us, but our hands are tied…

Bruce, full Brucie himbo mode: Oh I just feel so SAD for all the sweet fluffy animals and the pretty flowers and especially our hard workers dealing with such unsafe conditions… I think I’ll give them all a nice short vacation this weekend, so the ENTIRE PLACE will be EMPTY and SHUT DOWN from FRIDAY TO TUESDAY, the SECURITY SYSTEM WILL BE DOWN because it’s just so GLITCHY, I’m sure no one will do anything about the ENVIRONMENTAL STAIN ON OUR COMPANIES NAME THAT WILL BE COMPLETELY ABANDONED FROM FRIDAY TO TUESDAY- Timmy do you think I’m being too subtle?

Tim, snickering: no no you’re doing great Bruce I’m sure they’ve got it

Poison Ivy, on a date the next table over: ( ‘-‘)-☕️

Harley, through tears of repressed laughter: so… we doing anythin’ this weekend?

This is how he waits for the cavalry to arrive whenever he gets caught/trapped on a mission

[Judgement intensifies]

One 0f the greatest and hardest dance scenes ever recorded......

One 0f the

greatest and hardest dance scenes

ever recorded……

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

Cab Calloway and the Nicholas brothers! I don't think I've ever seen the colorized version of this before!

I haven't seen it in color either! It's a fantastic dance scene!!

"he is not your father, he is my slave," being a literal actual thing the emperor says in the ROTJ radio drama (THAT GEORGE LUCAS EVEN HELPED WRITE) and everyone expects me to just continue to be normal about that. the fact that when vader picks up palpatine and palpatine says, "i am your master!" and vader says, "darth vader's master.... not anakin skywalker's," and i have to be normal about that. i spend time on the internet spoonfeeding what the meaning of fucking star wars is to nerds who are so boring they may well have lived their whole lives in their parents' basement eating saltines and diet dr pepper and you bitches could just go listen to the characters them damn selves blatantly state The Point Of The Story

"hey, as early as 1996 it was explicitly decided that this character's whole arc was about one last act of goodness and compassion setting him free from being enslaved to dark forces, is his backstory involving being enslaved as a child potentially significant to that character arc?" well you fuckin tell me joshua!!!!! what do you fuckin think joshua!!!!!!!! what kind of snazzy ideas you got josh lay em on me!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Keep the Jedi Out of It

With input from @atagotiak (Tia), @gelpenss (Gel), and @thisarenotarealblog (Doc).

Standard initial premise: Clones take over the Republic after Fox kills Palpatine.

Fun AU Twist: in order to keep people from trying to fuck over the Jedi, and also as a backup because they trust the Jedi to at least try to save them after the initial hubbub goes down, and also as a bit of a vindication for those who don’t like their Jedi… the clones arrest all the Jedi and just keep them in the brigs etc. until they figure out how to break the news to the galaxy that Palpatine was a bigger problem than previously anticipated.

“Why did the Jedi not stop you?” “Great question! We arrested them.” “…all of them?” “Yes.” “On what grounds?” “On ‘they would have stopped us from killing the Chancellor’ grounds.”

“The Jedi couldn’t stop you from arresting them?” “We just kind of told them ‘here, hold this’ and then put the force cuffs on. It was really easy, actually, they trust us way too much, it’s kinda scary. A few of them passed out without the Force to keep them awake and the medics got pissed they hadn’t been sleeping.” “…you’re saying you did this for their own good?” “No, we did it so we could kill the Chancellor.”

Keep reading

#Clones at the Temple: Okay everyone! We’re doing a lock-down drill! #Youngling: What’s a lock-down drill? #Clone (Probably Gree?): It’s where we practice what to do when the building is locked and no one can leave or go in #Another youngling: Why? #Gree: There are a bunch of reasons #We can talk about them during the drill #Jedi: I’ve never heard of us ever doing these kinds of drills before… #Gree: And that’s exactly why we’re doing them #And That’s The Plan To Keep All The Jedi In The Temple #‘Under House Arrest’ #And It Works (via @insanity6666)

YES EXACTLY

That’s a cute foot fetish you got there, would you mind keeping it 25796323689432 feet away from me?

25796323689432 feet you say?

This post turns 11 next month and it continues to be one of the funniest on this damn site

Happy 10 years to one of the OG funniest viral posts on this site

This reminds me of the time @teamlynda told me I was on “WikiFeet.”

Me, just yesterday: “I wonder if tumblr managed to drive Lynda Carter away yet.”

I guess not, but it’s not for lack of trying.