Hey everyone, today was going pretty shit, the pharoh just died and everybody's all sad preparing his tomb. But guess who they let help put the final touches on it before it's sealed. This guy!
Anyway, I'm just reorganising things the way I think he would want me to move them, we always had a special connection. Wait guys why are you closing the doors to the tomb I can't open them from in here guys what the-
this video is so dangerous why did he put this in the public’s hands. killers can watch it after every kill and be able to get into the kingdom of heaven and then keep killing in heaven all they want
Bro shot me with the jesus gun n now i wanna have a dinner on a really long table with all my bros
so basically Mattel didn't know what the fuck they were doing and asked greta gerwig and noah baumbach to write the script. They did so, writing the movie of the year. Universal and Mattel asked to see the script before production began to, y'know, make sure there wasn't anything good in it, and greta's agent said, in response, 'Are you crazy?' Because they wrote the script for a massive live-action movie based off a fucking doll, and while the animated Barbies are certainly movies (have only seen the Barbie Christmas Carol while very wine-drunk), this is a scale Mattel had never really messed with.
She also took inspiration from Paradise Lost and Shakespeare so.... uhhh.... go see it!
west vagina take me home cuntry roads
thank you for being alive to read this, I'm glad you're here
get out of the summoning circle you stupid little fruit
it's him
the Lemon Demon
Two rigs having sex
Two rigs having sex
i-am-drinking-your-milkshake23
They forgot bop me
Twist me
Pull me
Through me (the flood)
Don't you want me
I cannot put into words how much I Fucking Loathe the fact that when you search something on youtube now it will randomly intersperse blocks of "people also watched" and "for you" into the results. That's not what I searched for, youtube. I typed in a search query because I wanted to see search results, not random unrelated garbage you have placed in my way apparently to either inconvenience me or force me to scroll further for actual results. I despise your wretched little games and every time I see it I can only instantly close the tab as I am overcome with the urge to burn something down.
"I despise your wretched little games" perfectly conveys how I feel about the entire algorithm/attention economy
They also refuse to actually show the parameters you searched for. If you sort by “upload date,” the first few videos might be more recent ones by upload date, but anything past that you’ll find a video that was uploaded five years ago, then five months ago, then three years ago, etc, which—NO! That’s NOT WHAT I ASKED FOR!! PUT THEM IN ORDER!!!
Also sometimes the “people also watched” bullcrap will not only be entirely unrelated, it will also be videos with violent, sometimes outright triggering thumbnails. I’ve gotten some AWFUL unrelated video thumbnails just when searching for video game music videos.
Join the fire fox fuck google chrome lil spinning ball mfer yeah keep spinning see how you pop
A benevolent god would not have created the world we live in.
A silly goofy one would tho
had a vision from god that pronouns were builds and so im running the they/he build (variation of the he/they build). Heard the she/her build is going pretty bad in north american servers because of the removal of the roe v wade patch (tho obvi doesnt affect all she/her builds). The he/him build is still pretty s tier, great access to high level weapons and political power, great all-round build tbh should probably be nerfed or at least all other builds buffed so its easier for us too
They're lost, i told them to go diagonal across the upside-down stairs losers
Sorry to all of the people who had to flee book Twitter because of Elon. I can simulate it for you right here though!
Author who wrote a YA book called something like "Crown of Suck and Bone": I wish I could put my English teacher down with a bolt gun for making me read Shakespeare instead of REAL literature like Love Simon in high school
Former Ana Mardoll reply guy: This. LITERALLY this. Expecting people like me, who have synesthesia, to read Shakespeare is rooted in
Person whose profile pic is Dostoevsky w/ huge naturals: I hope the world blows up tomorrow
Dostoyevsky did have huge naturals, call em the sisters boobazov
👁️ you’ve been perceived 👁️
nuh uh because i have like invisibility 12 n stealth a billion so like you cant see me
You've been hit by
You've been struck by
A wet trout
reiners-an-mys
mfw someone tries to tell me about 'eating food' and 'breathing oxygen'
