once I find my serotonin it’s over for you bitches
tumblr flagged a post of a girl eating berries so fruit is for whores now reblog if youre a fruit eating whore
N U N R A V E
BLESS THIS MOSH PIT
“Drop the blessed bass sister Mary Bethel!”
who else just wants to fuck off and living in animal crossing. my neighbor is a bird. i sold three pieces of fruit and bought a sofa with the profit. caught butterflies for two straight hours. my debt exists but the debtor literally doesn’t give a single flying fuck. i wanna go drink coffee at a cafe where it’s served to me by a Gentle pigeon. everyone is happy like 99% of the time unless you whack em with a net or something idk
Inverted doki doki literature club where you think you’re playing a psychological horror game but it is slowly revealed to be an upbeat dating sim/visual novel
I thought I was playing silent hill but suddenly pyramid head asked me on a date.
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peak cooking competition humor is when a contestant doesn’t know where or what something is and the camera just slowly zooms in on it
“Opposites attract” should be reserved for like “she’s messy and he’s neat!” Not like “she’s supportive and he’s a soul-sucking toxic person!”
I have never reblogged anything so fast
THIS IS THE LAST DAY YOU CAN REBLOG THIS
DO IT!!!!
Fools!! It´s 20GAYTEEN!! You can reblog it this whole year!!
It´s Pride YEAR!
guess who’s finally content with life and not suffering from depression anymore it ain’t me but they out there



