Whatever

Hollisters electricity bill must be like $1 a month

the queen has returned

AMERICA DOESNT KNOW THE JOY OF TERRYS CHOCOLATE ORANGE

WHAT THE HECK IS THAT I SWEAR TO GOD IF THIS IS ANOTHER FANTASTIC CANDY WE’RE MISSING I

heaven

HOW DO YOU GUYS LIVE WITHOUT TERRY’S

who’s gonna go over to fish and chips piss city and tell these british wanks chocolate oranges exist everywhere 

“And what do you say to your other nickname, Merchant of Death?”

“That’s not bad.”

tips on how to properly enter my room:

And if you wanna stand in our way… We’ll fight you, too.

mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths

i couldn’t rest until i made this

‘who do the killers even make music for’ dads and small-town gays who like to drive around at sunset wondering if they’re the only person in the world next question

The Winter Soldier // Civil War // Endgame

looks like you’re in a pickle

“buy me mcdonalds and touch my butt”

when the feds track me down to my appalachian cave home but ive been living on raw meat wild onions and bear milk for the past 8 years

Me, writing a fic: okay lets pluck Tony from avengers assemble, steve from cafa, bruce from avengers 1, thor from ragnarok, natasha from caws, clint from the comics-

where’s the lie tho this is what we all do

Dream team

Oh this is so good!

I’m gonna reblog this a million times.

This is awesome.

tumblr really thinks that the city of seattle and the whole ass states of california and new york are just lgbt safe havens and like. it’s very clear some of you think “somewhat comfortable for rich white cis lgb people” = “lgbt safe haven”

steve upon seeing past steve: dammit now i have to kick my own ass ugh

tony upon seeing past tony: give that bitch a heart attack. kill him