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My little sister's new boyfriend got a tattoo for her about a month ago and he wanted matching tattoos so he decided to get uh. The tattoo on her ankle of her ex boyfriend's name that she hasn't gotten covered up yet
She broke up with him but I also just got the same tattoo
OK my dad also got it
DYLAN!
Posters
The Dance of Death — “This was a silent film Fritz Lang wrote in 1919: in the story, a femme fatale lures men to their deaths until she falls in love with one of her potential victims. There’s only one known copy of the original English-language poster.”
The alcohol poison is bitter misery! — “A 1912 poster ‘against alcohol’.”
Shadows and Light — “A poster advertising a Munich dance performance in 1919, loosely based on Beauty and the Beast.”
The Eleven Executioners — “The first popular cabaret in Germany, its subject matter was political humour. Marya Delvard used to sing underneath a single spotlight, creating a performance that was both chilling and enticing. This poster is from a 1902 performance.”
Rasputin — “After Rasputin’s demise, a number of films chronicled the larger-than-life tale of his fascinating character; this is for a Danish release circa 1920.”
Alraune — “This 1918 film, based on the novel by Hanns Heinz Ewers, takes the superstition that witches would use mandrake root and the semen of a hanged man to impregnate themselves, and gives it a scientific update. The resulting child grows up to leave a trail of men in her wake – including the man who created her. A landmark of early horror.”
Opium — “This 1919 silent film was released during a lull in censorship restrictions after the first world war. Crowds lined up around the block for weeks to see its celebration of decadence and sexual liberty. The rare original poster is six feet tall.”
Cocaine — “This was a five-act Parisian musical that we believe was performed in 1923,” says Negovan. “We’re desperately trying to find historical information on this one – it looks like it was quite the show!’
Elimin — “A terrifying late-19th century advertisement for roach poison.”
La Syphilis — “An image meant to warn Belgian soldiers returning from the front of the dangers of ‘The French Pox’.”
Oh so the plural of surgeon general is surgeons general, huh? Well what about bunnies rabbit. Puppies dog. KITTIES CAT. Did you ever think of that, you sillies goose?
god + angels can't see into the bathroom but they do know when you bring your phone in there
you are suggesting that god is less powerful than apple
none pizza with left beef
It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef
ive missed you
Posted Oct 9, 2012
this collar isnt a sex thing it's so the scientists who are studying me know where i am
shoutout to the person who reblogged this and tagged a real life hockey player
I want him in ways that would get me expelled from the kingdom of heaven
The kingdom of heaven is within us, and all around us. Let not shame deceive you; all your yearnings are divine in nature.
you know what, thank you
Literally who cares if trans people are weird sex freaks. It's fine
You might want to have nasty and awesome sex one day and you'll be so lucky to find some kinkster who'll let you take part in the most unspeakable behavior you're capable of until you crave for that same feeling of liberation. Until then you straight up do not have to be on the horny furry website in the first place.
“If I had time travel I’d kill Hitler” “If I had time travel I’d stop my favourite politician getting assassinated” you’re all thinking way too small. If I had time travel I’d stop Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin from dying on the moon due to Soviet sabotage, kicking off the Great Nuclear War and devastating half of the planet.
Good Job.
It’s from two days ago fam how many times could there have been
do you think no one else has time travel
Happy one month anniversary to this post that has not allowed me a single day of fucking peace since I made it.
Sometimes my posts about real life get called fake so I saw these tags and immediately thought “excuse me I DO NOT oh wait it’s this post never mind”
Andrew Robinson on playing Garak for the first time.
There’s a truck in my neighborhood with a bumper sticker that says “my cat is a republican” and I reeeeeeeaaaaaallllllyyy wanna buy a “my dog is a democrat” sticker and put it on next to it so it just looks like this guy has a really tense living situation
Rocky Horror is turning 50 next month and people still act like being gay was invented by Ellen in 1997
But honestly! Renowned French poet Théophile de Viau wrote the poetic ode to King James titled "The Duke of Buckingham," containing the immortal lines "One man fucks Monsieur le Grand de Bellegarde/Another fucks the Comte de Tonnerre/And it is well known that the King of England/Fucks the Duke of Buckingham" exactly 400 years ago and people still act like being gay was invented by Oscar Wilde in 1890
Niankhkhnum and Khnumhotep were buried together in the 25th century BC and people still act like being gay was invented by renowned French poet Théophile de Viau 400 years ago
King Gilgamesh ruled in the 27th century BC and did not have his lover Enkidu die in epic poetry to have people act like being gay was invented 4500 years ago.
birds can be gay which means dinosaurs, do you see where I'm going with this.
I got an ask that disappeared at some point, about my existential crisis possum mug being wrecked and if I was making another.
this mug, I assume:
I did make a copy of this one, but forgot to take pictures lol. it’s still slowly drying on my shelf
I also carved a canine take on the mug too:
and I made an entirely different existential crisis possum mug just for fun
yeah I've been getting really into metalworking these days
YOU CAN BE FAGGOTED MORE THAN ONCE???
IT'S AN EMBROIDERY STITCH AS WELL
it's fucking everywhere
Things to say during sex:
:3 feels happier than :) But not as genuine as :]
:3 is my favorite. Full of deceit and silliness. The jester’s face. The culmination of all that’s chaotic and ever changing.
:) can be ominous, if it’s alone or accompanied by odd context! But sometimes, it’s yer friendly ol smile. :] is a friendly face. That is a friend. Look at it. What harm could it possibly do?
:3!!!
You have the secret knowledge my friend
The little guys are here… the littlest of smiles… like being handed a flower on a nice day…
Like this almost
You understand the treasures!
