catch me and my posse of low testosterone men serving absolute cunt with the pink tool set/carhart-kini combo

rudy time

I wish it was rudy time all the time

slightly punk-looking teenager on a cop show: i wont talk. i know my rights

cops behind interrogation room glass: damn. this one teenager won’t cooperate. now we’ll never catch Fuckhands the Baby Murderer. and it’s all because the police doesn’t have absolute authority. this is terrible

grandmas across the world: damn, good point

dude it’s ncis, it’s criminal minds, it’s law and order, it’s csi, svu, the mentalist, castle, bones, I could go on, it’s all the same shit

men love being tied to chairs and gagged it makes them feel masculine it's the same as working in an office

this is very funny bc i went to a class on gay cowboy bondage that discussed hypermasculinity in the practice and basically made this exact point but like, unironically

a class on what

What a great idea.

jersey girls

Nope nope nope nope! Chicks have the instinct to go under anything dark and low to the ground. These chicks are huddling because they do not have a heat source! A mother hen, a heat lamp, or a heat plate is needed for chicks to be healthy, if they get to cold they can go into organ failure and die. A brooder heat plate is much safer! Feather dusters have a high chance to smother and choke little chicks! REMEMBER What might look good to a human DOES NOT mean its good for the animal!! Its incredibly easy for the feathers from these dusters to wrap around little necks and legs! The chick below had one of the feather wrapped around his leg!

A heat plate is safer and provides heat and comfort to chicks, look at how active and happy they are! These are signs of happy comfortable chicks, just because it doesn’t look inviting to you doesn’t mean it isn’t for the chicks!

If you have a single baby who is waiting on its friends, you can safely give them a stuffed animal for comfort.

I see that feather duster picture shared a lot and i have even done it before myself but after i learned the dangers, i stopped immediately! I even know a breeder who lost chicks last year due to getting tangled.

Huge endorsement from a great friend! I love Japan!

how is being married to an anime man any different than a nun being married to jesus 🧐

You know when youre watching a tiktok and youre like, ok, good premise, nice jokes, dumb humor, kinda original, but then it just picks all that up, rolls it like a thick news paper, and then squashes you like a fly with it all?

Damn…

I showed this to my mom and she started crying and now she’s upset. Thanks guys

Oh my god I’ve never cried and laughed at the same time. 😭😂😭😂 I’m somehow both hysterical and sobbing at the same time.

im trying to say something funny but im just in awe

ops gunna unravel their dna like spaghetti

Not a bug/animal but I think we can add this to that post with the pics of people unknowingly holding like tarantula hawks and giant water bugs and that blue ringed octopus...

What is it?

radiation make picturr go brr

Quick explanation, for those who are confused (like I was prior to reading the notes): the container is likely lead, and once contained something quite radioactive. When it was opened, the radiation that was still inside was still strong enough to hit the sensor in the camera, causing all those white dots.

Considering the fact that OP said it doesn’t smell like anything, they put a strong radiation source near their face.

This is generally considered unhealthy.

so youtube is doing this shit now

probably some garbage with making sure smaller creators don’t get anything. youtube doesn’t give a shit about the channels that don’t get on the trending page. this is just another way of ensuring the rich creators remain rich and the ones coming onto the scene don’t even stand a chance. something something “capitalism breeds innovation” failing itself again

Jesus breakdancing to impress his friends (AD 20)

this one’s a keeper

I have queued this since June 19th

Me as a husband

It’s just like that one episode of Gumball in which they didn’t know what Nicole wanted them to celebrate

Art appreciation

Hoodwinked is a criminally underrated movie