Submitted by neo-tokio

Sitting here for like ten minutes trying to figure out what was nsfw about this then my mom walks in and “why are you looking at boobs”

norway’s curling team is appropriately dressed for valentine’s day

day 2: norway is still slaying the pants game

day 3: pants game is still on top

day 4: still impressive

day 5: another day another trouser

day 6: they have yet to wear one pair twice

Okay so I already reblogged this once but I’m reblogging again because I just watched a short documentary about these pants.

Apparently back at their first Olympics appearance, they (especially Chris Svae, the ginger who plays second) were pretty disappointed with their gear because the gear didn’t look flattering. They couldn’t change the shirts because of Norway federation sponsorships so they started looking for pants to wear. They had a hard time finding pants that both looked respectable enough for professional curling and stretchy enough to allow curling, and promptly gave up on finding pants that were both stretchy and professional.

Chris Svae ended up finding pants that were Norway-colors-ish that looked comfortable enough for curling, but had crazy patterns. People at Olympics were not happy about this because PATTERNS AREN’T RESPECTABLE ENOUGH, so they were conflicted. But the night before the opening ceremony, they were hanging out with a bunch of lady skiiers. Chris at some point just takes off his pants and put on the crazy pants they bought and asks “Do you think we should wear these pants” and the skiers were like “he’ll yeah you should totally do it”

So they wore the crazy pants to play in the Olympics, and a few days later the website where they bought the pants crashed. The owner of the website visited them in Vancouver for the Olympics, and then decided to sponsor the team.

And now, 8 years layer, the Norwegian team has a different pair of pants for each match. Including a Valentine’s day pair.

The greatest of brands even have their own compromises. Only if  Prada was solely about getting with your friends. Or Ralph Lauren gave us faith in The Simpsons and The Smiths well were actually the The Smiths. The glory of brands can only be handed to those with enough power to use it.

1. Spice Girls

2. The Smiths

3. Ralph Lauren

are we just going to act like will jr isnt part of the smith family

by Nuclear Sharingan

And thank you, Mr. Moseby. For taking care of me all these years.

https://twitter.com/blckbolex/status/693102838692630528

why is this a screenshot

The original post will kill if you look at it directly

If i have to die to find out why they can’t be together than so be it

The four horsemen of the apocalypse

Is it possible to be all of these at once?

today i found out that victor hugo has had more sex than possibly almost any other human that has lived on this planet. 

he had so much sex his biographers straight up gave up trying to document all of his sexual partners. he was reported to fuck up to 3-9 times a day. He had a secret sex diary written in code. He had “official” and “unofficial” mistresses. One estimate was that he had ~200 sexual partners in two years. 

Icon. 

don’t forget that on the day of his funeral all the brothels in Paris were closed because every single prostitute in the whole goddamn city was busy mourning him

Hey quick question what the fuck

the man reported on his hookups in his diary using latin code words and 2 million people attended his funeral, if that isnt balling idk what is

do u ever just

I HAVE NEVER SEEN THIS FEELING PICTURED SO PERFECTLY

That point in a piece of fanfiction where you can tell something embarrassing is about to happen so you start fucking around on tumblr because you’re a huge baby with a crippling overabudance of empathy.

I do this with every media I consume. I pause movies and have to walk around and prepare myself for second-hand embarrassment sometimes.

This is mE

Secondhand embarrassment. I’ve got it. 

I sometimes mute movies or tv shows to avoid it. Especially if I know it’s coming. 

I TOTALLY DO THIS.

Hi yes can cum be used as a milk substitute?

Lotus’ Top 50 Albums of 2017

Tap on the name of the album to be taken to the Spotify and you can listen to the album. I chose it because it’s free. Reblog to share all of the great music. Enjoy!

50. blkswn // Smino 49. Nightshade // A l l i e 48. WET: The Wonderful Ego Trip // TiRon & Ayomari 47. Culture // Migos 46. West 1996, Pt. 2 // Lute 45. b. // BOSCO 44. Can We Talk // Tone Stith 43. Rap Album Two // Jonwayne 42. Ain’t Nothin’ Finer // Elevator Jay 41. Pretty Girls Like Trap Music // 2 Chainz 40. Apricot Princess // Rex Orange County 39. Whatever Makes U Happy // JMSN 38. The 1st // Willow  37. Jardin // Gabriel Garzón-Montano  36. Tuxedo II // Tuxedo 35. One Night Only // Cousin Stizz

34. The Transition of Mali // Mali Music 33. About Time // Sabrina Claudio 32. At What Cost // GoldLink 31. Voyager // Moonchild 30. An XTRA UUGLY Mixtape // DUCKWRTH 29. New Venusians // New Venusians 28. Garren, LP // Garren Sean 27. Portrait in Two // Chris McClenney 26. Young Beauties and Fools // The Glorious Sons 25. Sonder Son // Brent Faiyaz 24. Flower Boy // Tyler, the Creator 23. Green Twins // Nick Hakim

22. Extended Plea // Toulouse 21. Magic Valley // Goodbye June 20. Boo Boo // Toro y Moi 19. War & Leisure // Miguel 18. Aromanticism // Moses Sumney 17. SATURATION II // BROCKHAMPTON 16. Big Fish Theory // Vince Staples 15. IWASVERYBAD // IDK 14. The Spectrum // Daley 13. Nu Religion: Hyena // THEY. 12. Cleo // Charlotte Dos Santos 11. Freudian // Daniel Caesar

10. Feels // Snoh Aalegra 9. grateful. // Bobby Sessions 8. Birds & the BEE9 // Sampa the Great 7. 4Eva is a Mighty Long Time // Big K.R.I.T 6. Peak // Choker

Honorable Mentions:

5. SATURATION // BROCKHAMPTON

4. CTRL // SZA

3. The Never Story // J.I.D

2. DAMN // Kendrick Lamar

1. Wallflower // Jordan Rakei

I didn’t know there was this much green in the whole galaxy [x]

This is making me laugh harder than I should be I think.

Imagine being Daisy Ridley and having to suppress your laughter while filming this scene

It is 3:11am I cannot be laughing rn

Piss off ghost!