Can somebody explain the joke?
Thank you (preemptive)

Can somebody explain the joke?
Thank you (preemptive)
Added Generation Alpha because maybe there are some 13 year olds on this site and added Silent Generation because maybe there are some 80 year olds on here too
im always like hehe im so smart i will avoid shame by never doing anything ever but then i feel ashamed of not living and it turns out i didn't escape any sort of discomfort i just traded it in for a less rewarding kind
Do you ever smile behind your phone when sending a laughing emoji even when the joke is not funny just to make your reaction believable or is it just me?
tired of being casual. who will die for me
serious inquiries only
loudly going "YOU'RE GOOD YOU'RE GOOD" to myself to ward off the memory of every embarrassing thing i've ever done
at least there’s fucking friends. at least there’s people who love you in this godforsaken world
would you put a discarded fruit sticker on my forehead in whimsical jest yes or no
subtitles should be on automatically. people who don’t want them should have to turn them off
I could function in a society that had an actual nightlife that isn't synonymous with just clubbing. Where are the night markets what if I want to go to the library at midnight
wow i really like this song i think i’m gonna listen to it 1 maybe 60 more times
And then hate it for like a month
Anyone: Hey (asks about a special interest of mine)? Me: Becomes an unskippable cutscene
there are breasts on my roof. scampering about. wretched
th- there are what
BEASTS BEASTS BEASTS BEASTS BEASTS BEASTS
All of you are bad people, and should be very proud.