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This is the Nightmare Scenario

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zack | he/him | just 14 cats in a trench coat
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hi! my car is broken again! :(

i want to raise around $100 to help offset the cost of fixing it, so I'm doing avatar commissions! these avatars are $20USD for one or $30USD for two, and +$10USD for extra characters!

  • will do OCs, anthros, and fanart!
  • won't do mechs or full animals
  • you'll be helping out a queer, disabled creator! wowza!
  • all payments must go through venmo or ko-fi (which takes paypal)
  • more examples of my art can be found here
  • if you want something more complicated than an avatar, i might be down!
  • email me at zack @ houjun . com if you're interested!

here's my ko-fi if you just want to donate! thank you so much!

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i hate to advertise this again, but my cat needs a CT scan that's going to cost between $3000 and $5000 to find out what's wrong with him, so we could really use the help right about now.

just change the title from "fix my car" to "fix my cat."

Also, don't let this exciting new Ace Attorney news overshadow the other big Takumi-related event at the showcase today, which is that the Ghost Trick demo is now available, and you can play up to chapter 2 of that game! It will carry over to your full save later.

Shu Takumi gave this presentation in English, and he says he practiced very hard for two weeks to be able to do so. Though I know lots of us on my blog are primarily Ace Attorney fans, I strongly encourage you to try out Ghost Trick if you haven't done so before.

oh gee discord should I try adding numbers? should I try that???? should I try adding numbers to the end of my username so that it's individualized and only mine???? should I try adding numbers??????????

Rubicante stupid 🔥🦵

Today june 12th its been exactly 6 years since i started drawing digitally (and just, drawing in general tbh) but instead of doing something super complexe that would have taken days of planning, I just did a silly Rubicante because Im replaying based FFIV & hes my favorite boss

Want to go back drawing again some good old FF content because I really have fun drawing the designs with my style

long distance mutuals <- used to be in the same fandom together and have both moved on to other fandoms but stay mutuals and wave at each other when passing by (scrolling on dash) and catch up when we can (liking each others posts)

Why you should vote for each of them and full art below!

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more reasons you should vote for pickles:

  • he has mechanical arms! his old master built them for him when he awakened so he could do things that require hands!
  • he has a lil homunculus fairy that flies around and spreads healing for his allies! the fairy's name is barry. barry the fairy.
  • he's an alchemy artificer and he likes to learn how to cook! he does the healing for his party of other dogs.
  • he's a VERY GOOD BOY
  • i will share more pictures of his model/inspiration if he goes on to the next round!!!
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USAmericans: This pride month, talk to the queer people who actually live in all those bad evil icky red states and find out what it's actually like, how we actually feel about it, and who here is actively fighting against it. No more telling us to "just leave" or reducing us to innocent victims who are "trapped" here. There are so many of us and we live here for so many reasons, none of which should be justified. We are resilient, we are powerful, and we are fighting against the fascist laws working to eradicate us or scare us away. Being trans in a red state right now is in and of itself an act of resistance. That being said, pay attention to the brave souls on the front lines, pushing against the laws, making good trouble, and refusing to be silenced.

I won't let myself be talked about like I'm stupid to live here.

I won't let myself be talked about like I'm a helpless victim who's trapped here.

If you can't join the fight by standing beside us, then the least you can do is empower us, amplify our voices, and pay more attention to the ones who are FIGHTING AGAINST THESE LAWS than you are to the chucklefucks trying to pass them.

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fellow appalachian, I am holding your hand

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Seems like some people were into my human/america taz au so here's some taako and lup designs (taako pre-sizzle it up fiasco)

I imagine lup is working on her PhD and assisting in a lab while taako is an anthony-bourdain-esque cooking show personality (though mainly focusing on his own cooking than the traveling aspect)

Why you should vote for each of them and full art below!

vote for luna!!! she's my precious child and was the first 5e character i made that i still play today

here's some more facts about her that i left out because i didn't want her description to get to be too long:

  • she left the underdark after she refused to kill a guy who wrote a song about how much lolth sucks. she was like, hey, yeah, lolth *does* suck, and left.
  • gods are dead in her world by this point, but she still followed the guidance of Eilistraee even if nothing could ever come of it. her final act before she died (the first time) was to save a man's soul from eternal damnation, and it was enough to bring Eilistraee back to life, who then brought Luna back to life as a the world's only true cleric!
  • her best friend is a warlock who thinks he's a cleric after he died and got resurrected. this happened right after Luna met him, but she didn't believe him until it happened to her, too.
  • remember how i said she's in the resident evil world? she got her own personal Nemesis even! not a nemesis, she got a giant zombie man called Nemesis that followed her around and growled her name all the time.
  • she is a drow rogue who was the only good aligned player in the party at one point. everyone else was evil and was only working together because otherwise they'd get eaten by zombies.
  • she had never handled a gun before finding the magnum at the mansion, and when she tried to fire it, she thought it would handle like a crossbow. she broke her nose and nearly killed another party member. now, years later, she's very proficient, and she has a small collection of guns.
  • her passive perception is 34. nothing short of a silence spell will keep her from hearing something making noise. there is one home brew item that is helping pump up that number... without it, her passive perception would only be a measly 33.
  • she named herself after the moon when she shed her old life, because it was the first thing she saw when she got to the surface, and it was what gave her hope that she could start a new life.

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Help For Canada

Here are some ways to help out some of the Canadians who's lives have been forever changed by the wildfires. (From @mugsy, someone who's there, in the country, and feeling pretty damn scared.) United Way Halifax (https://www.unitedwayhalifax.ca/give/united-way-halifax-wildfire-recovery-appeal/)

Alberta.ca Disaster Assistance (https://www.alberta.ca/disaster-assistance-and-recovery-support.aspx)

RedCross.ca Disaster Assistance (https://www.redcross.ca/how-we-help/current-emergency-responses/atlantic-canada-wildfire-responses)

And a GoFundMe for their coworker (https://gofund.me/f30934aa)

I would also highly recommend donating to victims from East Prairie Métis Settlement and Little Red River Cree Nation in Alberta, which were hit extremely hard by the fires.

You can find a collection of links for EPMS here (https://linktr.ee/epmsfire)

Little Red River has an official GoFundMe here as well (https://www.gofundme.com/f/fox-lake-fire-evacuees)

Indigenous communities have been some of the hardest hit and least assisted. If you have the means to donate, please please give directly to impacted communities. It goes a long way

TRANS MEN WHO BIND OR MAYBE DONT BIND OR MAYBE NOT MEN

you are doing THIS all day PROBABLY

STOP for 15 seconds and do THIS:

ok carry on or maybe do it again idk your choice just take care of your self

TRANS MEN WHO BIND OR

MAYBE DONT BIND

OR MAYBE NOT MEN

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

anyone carrying tiddy weight in extreme ways (big, bound, bad posture) needs to do this.

also tummy weight, tbh. any bonus anterior weight is going to strain your back all the way up to your shoulders.

stretching several times a day can SERIOUSLY help.

i swear to god i regret reblogging that estrolabs post because absolutely no one is focusing on the actual issue, which is that it's a phishing site very clearly run by malicious people and giving them any information on yourself could fuck you over big time

their ashwaganda "estrogen replacement" would be useless at best and extremely dangerous at worst, if it actually existed. however the products on that site almost certainly do not fucking exist and never have, and they have zero intention of actually producing them. the listings for the "supplements" aren't on the site anymore.

when scams like this pop up suddenly, they're not legitimate to even the slightest degree. there was never a real product, they were trying to get your money or your card and contact information either to doxx you, harass you, or literally steal from you. it's a PHISHING scheme, not a "making a shitty product to Literally Kill People" scheme. one of these things is far cheaper and far easier for a layperson to do.

while the information on the function of ashwaganda was definitely useful generally, it was/is not the most present danger of this estrolabs/queerquirk situation and people need to be aware of the actual threat these kinds of sites and situations pose.

as i was writing this estrolabs has been taken down, but queerquirk is still up and still advertising it's fake products and has a contact us page. do not give them your contact information, even to send hate. it is not worth getting phished to epicly own the dumbass behind this scheme. report the site and move on.