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@unfortunatereference

Saddest thing ever is reading an academic paper about a threatened or declining species where you can tell the author is really trying to come up with ways the animal could hypothetically be useful to humans in a desperate attempt to get someone to care. Nobody gives a shit about the animals that “don’t affect” us and it seriously breaks my heart

“No I can’t come out tonight I’m sobbing about this entomologist’s heartfelt plea for someone to care about an endangered moth”

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This is how I learn there's a moth whose tiny caterpillars live exclusively off the old shells of dead tortoises.

[Image description: text from a section titled On Being Endangered: An Afterthought that says:

Realizing that a species is imperiled has broad connotations, given that it tells us something about the plight of nature itself. It reminds us of the need to implement conservation measures and to protect the region of which the species is a part. But aside form the broader picture, species have intrinsic worth and are deserving of preservation. Surely an oddity such as C. vicinella cannot simply be allowed to vanish.

We should speak up on behalf of this little moth, not only because by so doing we would bolster conservation efforts now underway in Florida, [highlighting begins] but because we would be calling attention to the existence of a species that is so infinitely worth knowing. [end highlighting]

But is quaintness all that can be said on behalf of this moth? Does this insect not have hidden value beyond its overt appeal? Does not its silk and glue add, potentially, to its worth? Could these products not be unique in ways that could ultimately prove applicable?

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because we would be calling attention to the existence of a species that is so infinitely worth knowing

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I was so inspired by this I made it into a piece of art for a final in one of my courses for storytelling in conservation

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You are all lovely and kind and correct, but let’s also name the moth: Ceratophaga vicinella

I can’t find any information on how to promote or donate to moth conservation, but the tortoises are endangered, and support to habitat conservation in Florida, Georgia, Alabama, and Mississippi are a good way to help both the tortoises and the moth! https://www.nature.org/en-us/get-involved/how-to-help/animals-we-protect/gopher-tortoise/

everybody saying we should elect larry prime minister and no one is addressing his job and how it relates to parliament and the fact that he is in N.10 for one reason (to catch mice) AND YET—

1. is so shit at catching mice he has a criticisms section on his wikipedia page and had to have another cat hired to help him as a mouser

2. is guilty of workplace bullying

3. is a total cunt of a cat.

in conclusion, he would be the perfect candidate for a prime ministerial position and could not be more suited for a role in the tory party.

high school is soo funny in hindsight. the entire time you're there thinking it's the most important period of your life and then the second you're out you're like well that was fucking stupid

palpatine straight up told anakin he was a sith lord and anakin was like well. this is a lot to process so im going to go fetch my boss and we’ll come back in about half an hour and murder you so don’t go anywhere and palpatine didn’t you have to admire the man

palpatine is the best villain of all time bc he's the classic master manipulator who pits his enemies against each other without lifting a finger by preying on their weaknesses but normally those types of villains have the caveat that once their bullshit get exposed it's a simple matter of slapping handcuffs on them bc they're like weak old CEOs or whatever

but our boy sheev? when his plans don't go perfectly he's just like oh well and starts zapping fuckers to death bc he's also the most powerful old prune in the galaxy and he could just kill everyone around him if he gets bored

like luke throwing away his lightsaber and declaring himself a jedi was great but you know that luke kinda thought that was it, the crotchety old emperor doesn't have vader to fight for him anymore courtesy of luke cutting off vader's hand for possibly the fortieth time in anakin's life, so it's smooth sailing until lando destroys the death star and blasts them all to kingdom come, but then palps is like aw shucks no new apprentice can't blame a guy for trying and just starts deep frying luke for shits and giggles and our poor twink is like THIS ISN'T ONE OF THE THINGS I THOUGHT THE FORCE COULD DO ABORT ABORT ABORT

and with mace and co arriving at sheev's office to bring him in for being dark catholic it's functionally the equivalent of a scooby doo villain of the week getting unmasked by the gang but then he just starts snapping necks

star wars heritage post

THE ONLY ENEMY YOU CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT

a brother named gethsemane - natalie diaz / anon / star wars: rebels / motion sickness - phoebe bridgers / star wars: clone wars / famous blue raincoat - leonard cohen / sisters - richard and linda thompson /

anakin crying while he kills people is the funniest thing, imagine you're a jedi youngling and this dude is full-on sobbing while chasing you down, like this motherfucker is white girl wasted sobbing. dude watched fucking marley and me. like he watched the titanic and the notebook back to back, his face is all swollen and he's ugly crying as he's about to kill your ten year old ass, and it's like, you motherfucker? you're the one chasing me with the laser sword? i'm going to die and i haven't hit the third grade and YOU'RE the one crying? "this is fucking allergies," he snarls to the last elementary schooler left standing. "it's definitely not because i'm feeling guilt for my horrific crimes," he says, running that poor, poor sweet jedi baby through with a lightsaber. imagine getting murderdeathed by the equivalent of a college senior having a breakdown about their thesis in the starbucks. except his thesis was on whether or not killing people is good to do.

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im sure theres a legitimate canon reason that anakin didnt get executed during order 66 but im obsessed with the idea of palpatine sending out like a mass email to the clones just being like “ps anakin is on our side btw”

pov: you’re the clone trooper that accidentally killed anakin and you have the break the news to palpatine

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Fleabag (2016 - 2019) / beetlejuices / “friend of mine”, krishnokoli / honeybee, trista mateer / honeytuesday / motion sickness, phoebe bridgers / chungking express (1994) / hope ur ok, olivia rodrigo / Ocean Vuong, from On Earth We’re Briefly Gorgeous / by langston hughes