Just walked in on my sister watching a Phineas and Ferb episode where they are 18 and about to go to college and I am still shook

list of characters that would be weirdly sexualized if they were made today

so we’re just gonna stop the list right tf there

looking through the comments and reblogs.. oh boy

there’s definitely more but I’m not sure I want to subject myself to that horror

hey quick question how come out of all the pictures you could’ve chosen for Bloo you had to pick the one from a hentai parody 

you recognized it

GOD

two vampire friends lying on the floor getting drunk and describing eachother because they can’t use mirrors don’t even try to tell me that isn’t adorable

for the first time in my life ive found something i may like about vampires

You know what’s even more adorable

They decide to try and draw each other

And they both have the drawing skills of toddlers

mikayuu (it still works even if yuu's a demon :b)

yo no one wants to hear this but the minute you stop w the performative unhappiness, whether it be online or in real life, you will become that much closer to recovery

i’m not saying by any means that your mental illness isn’t 100% real, but i do know that i’ve been guilty of drawing out my bad feelings, exaggerating them, letting them grow all for the sake of getting sympathy/affection. and i’m not saying that makes me or anyone else who does it a bad person, but it will only make u less happy, and u will never get the kind of love you want because of it. that’s because you’re seeking deep love and care, and the only emotion performative sadness draws from the people around you is sympathy.

you want someone to care about you, but the only people who are going to have a real emotional response to your sadness are the people who already care about you when you’re not sad.

i’m also not saying you shouldn’t ever talk about how you feel, but talk to someone who can help you and try to let your feelings be genuine. you don’t need to exaggerate your thoughts in order for the right person to listen and take them seriously.

life after death  by Justin McElroy    

*sees art* oh wow this is so cool, i really like it

*sees artist’s name* now hold on,

I DID IT

We all know the meme

Well, I went digging further and found the backstory.

–

It all starts in highschool (or early college)

(for time sake we’ll call blue shirt, girl 1 and the other girl, girl 2.)

Girl one begins to grow feelings for girl two.

She get jealous of the man and decides to become best friends with girl 2

soon girl two grows feeling for girl one

Soon, the time of the meme takes place

She finds out that he cheated on her by finding messages on his phone

A fight breaks out and he hits her

She divorces him after that fight

Back to girl one, She find out and comferts her

They decide to hook up and the relationship goes great

The guy finds a boyfriend

and they all work everything out!

Feel free to add anything if you like

Dude Falsettos looks so good

This comment. I’m.

@mer-yan prompted: Drarry develop a cutesy relationship through scribblings on the toilet wall in moaning myrtle’s bathroom while real-life pining for each other

i cannot believe i’m crying in a stall of moaning myrtles bathroom

you’re not the only one

two sad pathetic fucks we are

it looks that way

seems you come here as often as i do

lots to cry about

tell me about it

too much, dont know where to start

oh i didnt, well ok, no problem, this is just a wall after all

you’re not like the diary, are you?

here i was hoping you weren’t

im real

me too

why do you cry so much?

ehhh pressure

i hear you

when i cry?????

no! i understand. about pressure.

we’ve been crying for weeks now

honestly, sometimes i come here just to see if you’ve answered

same

who are you?

you’d never believe me if i told you

i think i’m more improbable than you

wanna bet?

im going to bet you’re a gryffindor

point. im going to bet you’re a boy

you are too so

you’re not a gryffindor

clever

slytherin

played myself into that one

do you want to meet?

are you asking me out on the wall of a bathroom of which we come to cry

i’m not asking you out! i’m asking to meet

pitty, i like boys

don’t think you’d like me like that

who is to say, most gryffindores are pretty

what if i’m a first year

you’re at least sixteen

never did cry as much when we were younger did we

it appears so. im an eight year

huh. me too

if you’re ronald weasley, this thing NEVER happened

i’m not ron. i know who you are tho

guess we’ll see if that makes any difference

it doesn’t

so who are you

why don’t you come back here on thursday after devination and i’ll show you

fine

Life and Death by Nell Fallcard

i cant pls dear god i cant

jared probably photobombs in all of evan and connor’s pictures because he want to feel included

evan : hey jared i– jared : don’t talk to me i’m watching something important jared :

smooth criminal

please

Peppa Pig is not here for your lying ass, Susie Sheep.

BITCH!!! 😂😂😂😂

THIS IS IN MY TOP 10 FAVORITE CARTOON SCENES BECAUSE SHE GOT SO FREAKIN MAD, LIKE, SHE STRAIGHT SPAZZED MY GIRL SNAPPED AND BARELY SAID A WORD. PISSED.

Anxiety level: Steve Harrington

I LOVE IT

i work as an actor at a haunted house and this little girl who was dressed as a cat came through she saw me and was like “no thank you please dont get closer i am already scared” and i was like alright i appreciate the good manners ill back off. so her dad picks her up and starts going down the rest of my dark hall and i just hear her yell “everybody wait! i dropped my ears” so i find them and give them to her dad and she goes “thank you but i hope i never see you again goodbye” and waved over her dads shoulder. i waved back and she gave me a thumbs up. honestly this kid has a lot of guts and props for being so polite when shes terrified i hope she gets a lot of candy this year