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I keep getting terrifying emails from colleges
Emily, we’re coming for you
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i just sneezed and my brother texted me “shut up”
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my children: hey mom whats for dinner??
me: oh hunny im serving up looks tonight!
my children: mother we haven’t eaten in days
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church: follow jesus
me: does he follow back?
church:
me:
church:
me: promo 4 promo?
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stop unfollowing me i have been nothing but gorgeous and hilarious to u all
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Could you imagine if edward had just been some regular dude like fucking around with bella and she said with the utmost confidence “i know what you are…..you’re a vampire” and he’s just out there alone with her in the middle of the forest like
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mosquito: *about to bite me*
me: umm i have a bf
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I mean…I’d be concerned too
Source: twitter.com
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when u accidentally make eye contact with someone on public transport n your eyes quickly slide to the left slide to the right take it back now yall one hop this time
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dont let tumblr make you think its okay to live in florida
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