🌹💖ACAB💖🌹

usually i dont get into the severity of my situation bc im scared to but im going to try to with this post:

my name is eddie and if u dont kno already, ive been dealing with homelessness and im trying to escape an abusive situation. i was fired abt a month ago from my job when i got sick for a couple of days. yes. i got fired for missing 2 days or work bc i was sick (mostly due to being out in the streets in cold weather)!!! and i feel like i need to be clear on this. ive been diagnosed with ptsd because of the abusive ppl ive been around my life. so every day i have to be near them is a living nightmare.

im trying to move out before its too late and right now its getting extremely hard to live. this winter is brutal and its just going to get worse. ive been living in and out of my car and motels lately and in a couple of days im having to hit the road again because the temporary housing ive been in is kicking me out. i cant begin to imagine having to live in my car during this weather…

paypal kofi venmo:

i also have my commissions open but since i am dealing with all of this, i cant guarantee i will finish things as quick as i normally do! but if you’re still interested, heres my commission prices!

what do u say to ur sister if she is crying????? are you having a CRISIS

This is the kind of joke my big sister would say

The weirdest guy I ever met in a church was this boy who referred to “Buzz Aldrin and his husband” going to the moon. I was completely baffled, and when I asked if he’d misspoken, he got really angry and accused me of being deliberately ignorant of the facts. It turned out that he was somehow comvinced that Buzz Aldrin and Neil Armstrong were married. It took five Wikipedia articles to convince him otherwise.

The moon landing was fake: tired, passé, heard it before

The moon landing was an elaborate marriage proposal: fresh! sexy! I’m going to be thinking about this for months!

Romcom where two dudes in the 1960s fall in love and come up with an elaborate plan to become astronauts to get married in space because gay marriage is illegal everywhere but it can’t be illegal on the moon

Might make things a little awkward for Mike Collins.

He was the officiator

This is an excellent take. He officiated in orbit, and the landing was their Honey Moon.

Oh my god they were moon mates.

Everyone involved in the making of this pun should go to their rooms to think about what they’ve done.

I'm "LET'S GOOOOOOOO!!!" guy. A+++

I love drawing cute scenes.

I know I don’t usually reblog things here but please more people look at this amazing thing.

windows 10 is garbage so every time i boot up the computer i have to run command prompt and enter

net.exe stop “Windows Search”

so that the shitty goddamned search/cortana feature that i never fucking use stops running in the background taking up all my fucking disk space

before

after

what the fuck is that seriously what the fuck is making my computer be a fucking piece of shit

@baristaboy try this out dude

@lambylin

y’all didn’t even add a tutorial of how to do this so imma put one right here 1. type in cmd.exe into your windows search and right click on Command Promt search result and select “Run as Administator”. 2. Type/Copypase in  net.exe stop “Windows Search” and make sure Windows Search is in quotations. It should then respond saying “The Windows Search service is stopping” and then tell you it’s stopped. This is only a temp fix though, if you want it switched off permanently then do THIS: 1.  Press the Windows key + R at the same time and type in services.msc. 2.  Scroll until you find Windows Search and double click it to enter its Properties window. 3.  Change the Startup type to Disabled. Apply this change and you can exit out. VOILA, NO MORE TAKEN UP DISK SPACE

Reblog to save a fucking life, FUCK CORTANA.

kept this in my drafts so i could find it, now that i did it im rb

[LORD DIONYSUS]

hallowed be thy ween

you’re gonna hollow out my what

your ween

All Italians wouldn’t fuck you!

mamma mia we hate your pussy

ah yes, the rare and elusive ADHD mood of “I have five different things that I want to do that I’ve been thinking about doing all day but I can’t do them all at once so instead of just picking one I’m going to do none of them and just sit and sulk about how I’m not doing any of the things I want to be doing right now”

What a happy family

LOL whos tye saultry little binch on the bottom lsft????

this post is less than 1% away from being completely incomprehensible

Tbh this is what memes will be like to people with dementia in like, 40-60 years

found a Nice Guy? dont friendzone him. end zone him. throw him on the ground like an effing football. touchdown

nice guy finally scores

all righty political cartoons look like this 

i cant stop thinking about hannibal and his stupid plastic murder suit and the way it doesnt even cover his hair so he could easily leave behind his dna and so he only wears it to prevent staining his clothes because he’d rather die than wear anything other than a fancy tailored suit (also it’s clear plastic, because his victims need to know he has good fashion taste) i hate him so much 

a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant “two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’” “got it. check my dashboard” “that skeleton gif you like is back again” he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”

this is what i imagine david karp does with his time considering that tumblr hasn’t been improved for about three odd years

In case anyone was worried, this is a Nurse Shark, one of the types of sharks that doesn’t need to swim forward to breathe!  It also doesn’t appear to be distressed at all, it seems like it’s just chilling.

More evidence that fish can play.

Trust me, if a nurse shark doesn’t want something done to it, it WILL let you know. Very, very painfully. They don’t bite often, but they WILL bite when provoked and can deal out serious damage.

This shark is, indeed, just chilling.