[Showing you my camera roll] oh yeah heres me lost in the forbidden wood, afraid
Thats me scared because i found the witches hut
These next few are me running
trying to outsmoke a gnome by the creek but he keeps managing to distract me with his rosy cheeks and playful demeanor
Left: Pilea peperomioides — via morganetenoux (instagram). Right — Collection of satellite dishes (unknown source)
so some bitch just told me to stop bein stuck up my own ass..
bitch just because you’re a insecure little cow does not mean that I’m not allowed to show that I’m comfortable in my own skin
DO YOU FUCKING GET THAT
JUST BECUUS YOU ARE A UGLY LIL COW doesn’t mean I can’t be comfortable in my own skin
yea i gotta nice body i got nice behinds i got nice nipples yeah and I LIKE THAT
JUST BECAUUS YOU ARE UGLY doesn’t mean I am not allowed to be comfortable iN MY OWN SKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN
Can anyone find this video?
Any stickers bought today will also ship today and come with a little something extra! 😊
Today I had a 40 mg edible after class and then stared at my iPad for 10 minutes because I thought the black screen was an ad. But no. My ipad just died in the middle of a youtube video
my brain:
*can't remember how to say "to write" in japanese*
my brain at the same time:
heeey remember that one person you met 6 years ago very briefly? well...here's their (∩ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)⊃ ━☆ﾟ(last name)
me:
what about their first name? ...actually wait no... how do I say "to write"
my brain:
well...my job here is done ᕕ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ᕗ
me:
............
my brain:
................. (∩ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)⊃ ━☆ﾟ.* くか
do y'all ever open up tumblr without thinking and scroll for 2 hours before you realize what you were doing in the first place
Angel Aura & Aqua Aura Quartz Necklaces ✨
($19.99 via Etsy…$15.55 shipped in the US via Venmo 😉)
Concept: Seafood restaurant has item on the menu that says "Back Room Access" for $9.99 and can only be bought if you are ordering lobster, crab legs, crawfish, etc. By purchasing this they let you eat in a back closet by yourself so you can take your shirt off and eat messy ass crustaceans with melted butter like God intended, without being judged by the eyes of non-believers.
I am 22 years old and just now realizing that worms lay eggs
*gardening all day and squishing the little yellow beads I kept finding in the soil*
*googles "yellow beads in soil" later that night*
Me *absolutely crushed 3 seconds later*:
Brah that’s slow release fertilizer
Sadly no :(
Worm eggs (what they looked like):
Slow release fertilizer:
Anonymous asked:
nintendo copy right striked a fanart 3D model of Bowser's cock and, by doing such, has now confirmed what it canonically looks like
jasonspisak
here’s a link to the artist’s tweet about it, featuring the dick itself https://twitter.com/akkoarcade/status/1380764674656858117
porko-rosso
I was truly expecting a Rick roll…but uhhh
