all the 9 to 5ers scrolling through tumblr at 7am like we're reading the morning paper. raising our coffee cups in greeting by reblogging each others posts.
something terrible and monstrous is inside me [being in my 20s]
i like tumblr bc everyone ik irl thinks this shit completely died off so i can hide here and enjoy content in peace
Boroughs of New York City ranked by how feminist their names are (updated; 2023 edition)
1. Queens (needs no explanation)
2. Brooklyn (Brooke and Lynn are both women’s names. Passes the Bechdel test)
3. Staten Island (no man is an island)
4. The Bronx (has an x, gender neutral)
5. Manhattan (literally has man in the name)
[image description: the bugs bunny in a tuxedo "I wish all (blank) a very pleasant (blank)" meme edited to say "I wish all of my Jewish followers a very pleasant rosh hashanah". In front of Bugs there is a jar of honey, a stack of apples and pomegranates. In front of bug's mouth there is a shofar.]
nobody says “hey wise guy” or “what’s the big idea” anymore…reflects the sorry state of wisdom and big ideas in general
So sorry you have brainrot; mine is growing new leaves, roots, et cetera
I think about this every hour of every day of every month by the way
fun fact!! it turns out that now when u make a new blog, tumblr forces you to follow 3-4 people before you can change your icon or modify your blog in any way!! this, of course, means that, yes, some of the “potential bots” many of us have been automatically blocking could have possibly been genuine new users who were only just seconds in to having an account!!! tumblr is literally screwing new users over!!!!
