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Unprovable Allegations Of Mischief

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I’m Archie. Also known as Mr Shinobi. Canadian. Catholic ✟. 24. Pro-life.
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I like to think that before the "No marriage" rule, couples would swap lightsabers to show they literally held each other's lives

I should clarify I didn’t mean just the jedi order. If you wanna marry me irl you gotta buy me a lightsaber

tbh I can’t imagine how anyone could get married and not gift their spouse a sword of some kind

^^^^ Will you marry me?

(I’m joking. But you seem like a wonderful person)

And then 4 years and a couple months later you weren’t joking anymore

To everyone in the notes asking to see the swordTM

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they did it, the lunatics. minecraft in minecraft. there’s something intensely philosophically delightful to me to look at an image of a three-dimensional space and know that it is a double abstraction, data distributed on hardware that is itself only data distributed on hardware.

“Video sped up roughly 2,000,000x”

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it’s vanilla minecraft without command blocks, but they are running a server version designed to speed up redstone processessing enormously. even so they said the conversion rate for memory is about 2 gb -> 277 bytes. so not exactly a high-performance system!

here’s a video on the prototype of what they made it on. dear lord

Sean Connery and Harrison Ford - Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (1989)

What I love about this is the weight behind this line. This isn’t just Dad’s personal belief, God is real and active in these movies. Both the Ark of Covenant and the Holy Grail Exist as proof. 

That’s actually a clever reference to how God is real and active in real life as well

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I don't understand the school of thought that says, "If you don't take the beginning of Genesis literally, you're denying the power of God!"

Look, saying God didn't literally doing something isn't to say he can't. That's silly.

The trouble is that usually the reason people say Genesis is figurative is because they don’t believe God could really do all of that.

If God is truly omnipotent, if nature and the laws of physics obey Him because He created them, which makes more sense? That God spoke the world into existence, or that He guided seemingly random processes for several million years?

But the bigger issue with taking Genesis chapter 1 figuratively is what it tells us about sin and death - and therefore, our need for a savior.

“Therefore, just as through one man sin entered into the world, and death through sin, and so death spread to all men, because all sinned—”

‭‭Romans‬ ‭5‬:‭12‬ ‭NASB1995‬‬

That one man is Adam (which is clear from the surrounding verses) and death enters Creation through Adam’s sin. Death does not exist in the perfect world God created - and thus the cure for death requires sin to be paid for (by Jesus’ death)

Evolution via natural selection requires death upon death to work. So if life on earth came about through natural selection, then death would have to exist before Adam, and thus before Adam and Eve sinned.

So if the idea that sin is what causes death and the forgiveness of sin brings everlasting life is the central theme of Christianity, then Genesis 1 must be literal, or none of the rest of it is.

Interesting.

I’ve always taken this part of Genesis to be figurative; it’s important for us to know that God created the world and that the first people brought sin into His creation, but more specific details (like how long it took) aren’t important enough to focus on.

And to be perfectly honest, I think God is quite capable of creating a universe in an afternoon, let alone a week, but I’m also of the opinion that He’s the sort of person who would take His time to carefully craft each and every thing He made, so I can easily see Him taking millions of years to assemble His creation using the mechanisms that He created to govern it.

Sure, God could have taken millions of years if He wanted to.

But Genesis is really, REALLY specific here:

“There was evening and there was morning, the [first, second, etc) day.”

If you know the term “day” could be figurative or literal, and you want to be really clear which way you mean it, wouldn’t you use a phrase like “there was evening and morning” to denote a literal 24-hour-day?

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This site toppling the competition by opting to sell shoelaces instead of monetising their users must be one of the greatest examples of failing upwards in history

Charlie being referenced, even if not by name, and Bumblebee defending her made my heart swell. When I saw they went with the Knight Bee design I was hopeful they would give another nod to the movie and they did and I’m very happy about it.

most transformers movies: we do not kill humans. we do not harm them. we protect the humans with our lives.

mirage: I just killed three cops for fun and I feel great

I mentioned it before but it is very striking to me that as of the last tumblr update, there are now no (0) ways to open someone's desktop blog from a dashboard post. like you can't access the url dot tumblr dot com page at all now unless you already know it exists. imo this seems like a canary that personal blog pages will be gone very shortly, which would suck, since to me that is one of the only good things this site has going for it

Correction: you can still open the top-level URL.tumblr.com link from someone's avatar on the dashboard (so, someone you follow). Actually, I should specify. Here's a post on the dashboard with seven ways to access a post:

  1. Followed blog avatar: Hyperlink, opens in new tab, to URL1.tumblr.com.
  2. Reblogger URL: Hyperlink, opens in new tab, to tumblr.com/URL1.
  3. Reblogged-from URL: Same as #2, but to tumblr.com/URL2.
  4. Uhh... hitbox?: Whatever this is can't be opened in a new tab and doesn't even look like a link, but clicking on it opens the dashboard view of tumblr.com/URL1/post.
  5. Copy link under meatball menu: Not a hyperlink, but copies to the clipboard tumblr.com/URL1/post?trackinginfo.
  6. OP URL: Same as #2 and #3, but to tumblr.com/URL3.
  7. Other... hitbox... thing: Same as #4, but to tumblr.com/URL3/post.

So you can access the custom blog, but not a post on a custom blog, despite the plethora of links. Very annoying.

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No, here’s the worst part: you can indeed get the link of the post you are clicking on and view it on the person’s custom blog!

IT’S JUST ON THE FUCKING MEATBALL MENU TIMESTAMP INSTEAD FOR SOME REASON I DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS SITE