nobody really drops anvils that make people have funny birds and stars spin around their head anymore… they should do start doing that again
So true, btw can you stand on this x over here? I think there’s buried treasure under there
treasure? YIPPEE!!! (starts digging!!!!!)
THOUSAND ENERGY BEAMS ATTACK
cowboys never die. they just ride off into the sunset
is that what your parents told you when you came back from school one day and your cowboy was missing
*pounds a monster at 9pm* why can't I ever sleep at night
WAIT.I MEANT. THE DRINK LIKE I.M
Someone please show this to chuck tingle
im gonna delete my blog
i think rob zombie was really speaking for all of us when he stressed how important it is to dig through the ditches and burn through the witches and slam in the back of one’s dragula
what if kirby wore lipstick
gorgeous!!
villains are hard to design. making them ugly is dangerous, depending on what traits you choose to frame as monstrous or undesirable, you could very well end up saying something fatphobic, racist, anti-semitic, etc
but if you make a hot villain then people will get thirsty and demand redemptions and refuse to acknowledge their evil actions, no matter how despicable
Solution: Full body armor and masks. You don’t see people shipping themselves with Sauron!
…………..you think?
…………..don’t look up Sauron on AO3
Nothing fails to crack me up like this post - the vain hope that somewhere out there is some awful nasty thing that there is not also a person whose kink that is, the idea that covering something up won’t make people obsessed with finding out what it looks like underneath, the surface level understanding of Sauron and complete lack of knowledge of the Silmarillion and it’s fandom, the fact that Sauron was canonically hot as fuck, the amount of Sauron erotica I have seen, God this post never gets old
The Poster Of The Comment: You don’t see people shipping themselves with Sauron!
The Very Large And Dedicated Community Of Sauronfuckers In The Tolkien Fandom, collectively:
Point. For those who have not read Sillmarilion, Sauron used to look something like this
bimbo? ain’t that the dude from lord of the rings
hallowed be thy ween
you’re gonna hollow out my what
your ween
when you’re a voidwalker, low on health, and your grenade finally comes off cooldown
cowards with their Jon/John :) the true way to spell that name is Jauwgh :) or if you prefer it's longer form; Jauwghnouthanghn :))
Shoutout to your icon for fully embodying the energy of what I can only describe as the most chaotic spelling I’ve ever seen
me as a horror film director looking at the monster’s character design: it needs more eyes. also, give it more teeth. and a jaw that unhinges. and, uh, a really sexy voice. an obscenely hot, deep, sexy -
character design team: sir,
Me, anytime I have the upper hand: Do you see that? Do you see what I have just done? How does it feel to become fooled by the fool, to be outsmarted by the idiot? My intelligence is beyond compare—
Mama didn’t raise a quitter but she did raise a homosexual and and an idiot
I think we as a species severely underestimate the capabilities of the phrase “I know you are but what am I,” and the sheer amount of unadulterated rage it can spawn when used against you.
Op you forgot the funniest reply
new jenny nicholson video and while i dont give a shit about star war the idea of rey being a palpatine is so unbelievably funny and stupid that i am going to do right hand path fucking chaos magic to make it happen.
i dont even want her to be a distant relative i really want rey to be like, the direct product of palpatine fucking. the idea of palpatine fucking is so hilarious to me that it has to happen or i will kill george lucas. i’ve never cared about star wars so much until right now
im so mad right now i never shouldve said anything
YOU.
